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20 Flagrantly Off-The-Wall Facts That Hot Crossed Our Buns
Winston Churchill had a doctor’s note for alcohol.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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20 Delectable Facts That Got Us Hot and Bothered
Gamers really did injure themselves playing Mario Party.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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20 Out-Of-This-World Facts That Really Webbed Our Telescopes
The SIMP planet is wandering the Milky Way.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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25 Top Stories For The History Books
The Sri Lankan president says, “This resignation could have been an email.”
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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20 Off The Wall Facts That Made Us Lose Composure
The CIA wanted to bomb the US disguised as Cuba so the US could go bomb Cuba.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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Nobody Ever "Wants" To Work, You Idiots
It seems like no one wants to contract the black lung mining for coal anymore!
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- By Eli Yudin
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20 Swell Facts That We’re Super Sweet On
MTV’s ‘Clone High’ caused people in India to go on hunger strikes in protest.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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25 Tales From The Front Page That Made Our Ears Perk Up
Subway is sick of customers customizing their subs.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Now-You-Know Facts To Add To Our Inventory
Harambe wasn’t the only famous gorilla in 2016.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Sticky Kids Everywhere Mourn Loss Of Choco Taco
Those little orange-handed gremlins lost a lot today.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Tony Hawk's IQ And 14 More Eyebrow-Arching Trivia Tidbits
Some pharmaceutical company practices take our breath away – literally.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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5 Perfect Gifts For A Baby's First Birthday
You could give them a onesie... or you could change their life.
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- By Eli Yudin
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20 Coveted Facts For Any Trivia Spelunker
Waluigi was created just to be Wario’s tennis partner.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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20 Outstanding Facts That Had Us Jumping For Joy
The FBI agent constantly monitoring us may actually become one of our closest friends.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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Your Dislike Of Broccoli Might Be Genetic And 19 More Fascinating Facts
A real Country album from a fictional cartoon character hit #68 on iTunes.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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