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15 Now-You-Know Facts That Really Shredded Our Cheese
Tesla hated physical contact with other people, which makes him even smarter than we previously thought.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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5 Spooky Quick Ways To Get In The Fall Spirit
Time to go on a hayride and absolutely decimate my upper buttcrack with tiny scratches!
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- By Eli Yudin
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20 Trivia Tidbits That Really Skipped To Our Lou
Rin Tin Tin was denied the first Academy Award for Best Actor just because he was a dog.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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The Plan To Bomb Target Stores (To Make Money In The Stock Market)
Florida man strikes again.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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20 Studly Facts That Really Popped Our Collars
Someone really thought Rage Against The Machine would perform on SNL and not rage.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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20 Trivia Tidbits For The Upcoming New Year
We almost had Michael Jackson in “Edward Scissorhands.”
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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25 Straight Up Screwy Headlines That Really Polished Our Flatware
The BlackRock CEO says inflation is caused by people not commuting.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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20 Wondrous Facts That Ignited Our Pilot Lights
The creator of ‘VeggieTale’s’ mom doesn’t want to see a veggie Jesus.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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20 Now-You-Know Facts That Got Us Keyed Up
18th century Catholics LARPed as dogs because they couldn’t be in the Freemasons.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Facts That Powerbombed Us From The Top Rope
Dr. Seuss wore many hats… literally, he had a closet full of hundreds of hats.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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25 Wild News Briefs That Rattled Our Cages
The fight for abortion rights has run into its latest hurlde: text formatting.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Facts That Really Sharpened Our Cutlasses
Jon Bon Jovi’s first time in a recording studio was for a Star Wars Christmas album.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Now-You-Know Facts That Really Spread Our Crisco
Game of Thrones has wyverns, not dragons.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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20 Starchy Facts That Boiled Our Potatoes
Lincoln grew a beard because a preteen told him to.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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20 Trivia Tidbits That Really Mended Our Fences
Crop circles in Australia are caused by high wallabies.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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