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The Last Ever Week in Douchebaggery
The Week in Douchebaggery: BOOBS!
Florida to Secede? Don't Let Cuba Hit Your Ass on Way Out
The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullsh*t Statistics
Clinton vs. Obama: Point-Counterpoint
The 5 Biggest D-Bags of the Week: Barbara Walters and Beyond
Scientology Explained (And Redubbed): A COS Parody
David Blaine to Lesbians: The Week's 5 Biggest Douchebags
Jack Thompson Condemns New Scourge: Deadliest Catch The Game
The Week in Douchebaggery
5 D-bags Whose Mere Existence Should Make You Feel Cooler
The 5 Douchiest Douchebags in This Week's News
The 5 Biggest Douchebags of the Past Seven Days
The Week in Douchebaggery: Robin Williams, KFC, and God
Week in Douchebaggery: The 5 Biggest D-Bags, From A to Zonday
Sneak Preview - Spitzer: The Musical! (And other news)
The News: McCartney, McCain, and McProstitutes
Ashley Alexandra Dupre, and 99 Other Douchebags From the Past Week
A New Gilligan's Island Theme: More Pot, Less Skipper
The News on Spitzer on Cracked
Licking, Swayze, and Water (3/10/08)
Douchebags! Douchebags! Douchebags! (3/7/08)
McCain Clinches, D&D Creator Croaks, Paris Cameos, and More: The News on Cracked 3/5/08
Will Ferrell, Hillary Clinton, and Other Funny-Haired White Folk: The News on Cracked 3/3/08
The Week in Douchebaggery:
Hilton, Clemens, Prince Harry, and Sex
Michael Jackson, Barack Obama, and Other Headliners:
The News on Cracked for 2/27/2008
The Oscars, The G-Spot, and Other Fine Things:
The News on Cracked for 2-25-08
Gene Simmons Sex Tape & The Week in Douchebaggery
Lindsay Lohan Nude And Other Less Important News
(2/20)
One Writer's Strike Ends, A Less Important One Begins
Aretha Franklin, Jane Fonda, Mel Gibson, and Bill Belichick: The Week's Biggest Douchebags (2/15/08)
Apple, Barack Obama, and Gary Coleman: The Three Pillars of Today's News on Cracked (2/13/08)
What do Roy Scheider, Botox, and the Writers' Strike have in common? The News on Cracked for 2/11/08
The Week in Douchebaggery for February 8th, 2008
Super Tuesday! Ant Hills! The Writer's Strike! News on Cracked for 2/6/08
Cracked's take on the Super Bowl: The Patriots Epic Failure and Other Good News (2/4/08)
The Week In Douchebaggery, Dan's Movie Reviews, and Other Fine Things: News on Cracked for 2/1/08
McCain Wins, Giuliani (9/11) Quits, Kidneys are Given, and Depression is Prevented: All in a Day's Work for the News on Cracked on 1/30/08
SuperBowl Hookers, a Plummeting Spy Satellite, and Attacking Elephants: The News on Cracked for 1/28/08
The Week in Douchebaggery: Mary-Kate Olsen, Heath Ledger's Masseuse, and the Anti-Marijuana California Supreme Court -- The News on Cracked for 1/25/08
Heath Ledger, Fred Thompson, and Haggis: The News on Cracked for 1/23/08
The SuperBowl, Bobby Fischer, British Airways, and More: The News on Cracked 1/21/08 Edition
1/18/08: News on Cracked / Week in Douchebaggery: Live From Holiday Inn
1/16/08: News on Cracked: Low-Budget Hotel Edition, Featuring Romney's Win, Mcconaughey's Fatherhood, and Renfro's Passing, Plus Apple's Latest Product
1/14/08: News on Cracked: Clinton vs. Obama, Accidental Incest, A Scientifically Created Heart, and More
1/11/08: News on Cracked: Teen Sexuality and the Week in Douchebaggery
1/9/08: News on Cracked: Hillary Pulls an Upset Over Obama
1/7/08: News on Cracked: Sears, Fat Kids, New Hampshire Primary, and Justine's Report on Coffee
1/4/08: News on Cracked: Our Final Britney Story, Plus The Caucus Song, iJustine, and Kirk Filch
1/3/08: News on Cracked: Netflix, Justine, Kirk Filch, and Other Stuff
1/2/08: News on Cracked: Hannah Montana, Dennis Kucinich, Barack Obama, and More iPhone Etiquette Tips With iJustine
12/31/07: News On Cracked: Year End Round-up, Surplus Douchebaggery, Jessica Alba, and iJustine
The Year in Douchebaggery
12/27/07: News on Cracked: Fergie's Engaged, Lindsay Lohan's Sober(?!), and the Patriots Will Play on National TV
12/25/07: The News on Cracked Holiday Christmas Spectacular, For Jews and Other Bored People on X-Mas
12/24/07: News On Cracked: Queen Elizabeth II on YouTube, Medical Myths, and More
12/21/07: The Week in Douchebaggery: The Spears Family, Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert, Squirrel Scientists, and More!
12/20/07: News on Cracked: Duke Nukem Forever, Santa Gets Groped, and Other Fine Stories
12/19/07: News on Cracked: Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney, Roger Clemens, the Oscars, and more!
12/18/07: News on Cracked: Pamela Anderson, Condoleezza Rice, and Google
12/17/07: News on Cracked: Newswomen in bikinis, more on steroids in baseball, and a magical Christmas card
12/14/07: News on Cracked: Roger Clemens, USA Today, and the Week in Douchebaggery
12/13/07: News on Cracked: Ike's Gone, Woot's Official, Baseball Players Have Bacne, and more!
12/12/07: News on Cracked: Cracked debuts Billy Joel's new single, Whoopi Goldberg and the Death Tax, and more!
12/11/07: News on Cracked: Interview With Will Smith, Plus Michael Vick and more!
12/10/07: News on Cracked: Oprah Winfrey, Barack Obama, Al Gore, and other Hilarity
12/7/07: News on Cracked: Kiefer Sutherland, the CIA, the FDA, and the Week in Douchebaggery
12/6/07: News on Cracked: Interview with Bill Clinton, plus Mitt Romney, porn star Mary Carey, French erotica, and more!
12/5/07: News On Cracked: Britney, OJ, Sex Store Robbery, and More
12/4/07: News on Cracked: Don Imus, Smart Chimps, and Presidential Election Politics
Dec 3, 2007: Michael Jackson, NASA, Paris Hilton, and Mentos: Reunited Again!
Nov. 30th '07: The News on Cracked: Disney World, Science's Latest Discoveries, and the Week in Douchebaggery
Nov 29th News on Cracked: Christina Aguilera, Cancer, Obesity, and Weather
Nov. 28th '07: News on Cracked: Gatorade, John Cusack, and more!
November 27th, 2007: The News on Cracked: Oprah, Britney, Sean Taylor, and more!
November 26th, 2007: News on Cracked
Top 8 Reasons the new Cracked.com Is Doomed to Fail
The 9 Manliest Names in the World
CRACKED's Metastasized Humor
6 Reasons the '70s Should Have Killed Us All
What is the Monkeysphere?
The 8 Most Needlessly Detailed Wikipedia Entries
Cracked"s Comedy Tsunamedy
The 5 Most Kick-Ass Apocalyptic Prophecies
The Saturday Humorricane
The 8 Most Common Sci-Fi Visions of the Future (And Why They'll Never Happen)
The Saturday Dogpile of Laughter
The Saturday Dogpile of Yuks/Parade of Comedic Lists
What would happen if a YouTuber REALLY moderated a Presidential debate?
The 6 Most Over-Hyped Threats to America (And What Should Scare You Instead)
Election '08: The 12 Worst Candidate Websites
How to Resign in Public Like a Coward
6 Questions The Last Harry Potter Book Had Better F#@king Answer
10 Simple Rules of Etiquette for Concerts
The 9 Most Meaningless Corporate Slogans
Election '08: How Each Candidate Will Blow It
The 5 Biggest Pricks in Congress
Drunk America
5 Recent Scientific Advances (And How They'll Destroy Us All)
Graduation Special: How to Ace Your First Job Interview
I Infiltrate a Right Wing Protest Group
Welcome to Hell: A Real World Guide for Graduates
Pages Ripped From a North Korean Text Book
A Beginner's Guide to Narcotics
Kill Whitey
5 Reasons George W. Bush Isn't As Stupid As You Think
The 2nd to 10th Craziest Things Keith Richards Snorted
Who's the Next World Superpower?
5 Alternatives to Christianity to Consider
St. Patrick's Day Greeting Cards
St. Patrick's Day Exposed
Rejected Army Recruitment Ads
R.I.P. Cracked Magazine
Suds For Miles and Babes in Piles: Mardi Gras '07
Dance Dance Resolution
CNN's fridge report
Barack: Poster Wars
More Practical Merit Badges
Stolen Corporate Memos
President Bush's Letter to the Iraqi Prime Minister
CONTEST: Win an XBOX 360!
A Letter from President Bush to Donald Rumsfeld
John Kerry Tries To Tell Other Jokes
An Election Day Letter From President Bush to Voters
First Draft of Bush's Speech on the Border Fence Bill
A Letter From President Bush to Kim Jong-Il
The Personal Regrets of Pope Benedict XVI
A Pre-Election Primer for GOP Candidates
An Overly Friendly Conversation
Nostalgic T-Shirts from the Very Recent Past
My Confession
The Kim Jong Il Show
Format Wars: CRACKED Looks at the NextGen DVD Players
Spider-Man Calls A Press Conference
Prez Bush Singing U2
President Bush Learns 5 Important Lessons from History
How To Write a Bestseller
Scott McClellan's First Day Back at Home
Nancy Grace's Attempt at....Humor???
How To Enjoy the Impending Apocalypse
It"s Hard Out Here for a Clich
How To Do Your Taxes
How to Blend in With Your Local Gang
Bird Flu FAQ
Operation: Narnia
Dick Cheney: A History of Violence
More Cartoons That Might Offend in the Middle East
Contested Pieces from Frey Memoir
Wire-Tapping For Freedom
Bloomberg's Transit Strike Contingency Plan
Iraqi Exit Polls
What I Did on December 12 Instead of Pardoning Tookie
In Defense of Sylvia Johnson
CRACKED FAQ: The Bird Flu
The Top 26 Reasons The French Are Rioting
A Look Inside the Mailbox of Dick Cheney
The People's Court: International Edition
Apartment Politics with Karl Rove
Transcript: Bush Declares War on Mother Nature
For Christ's Sake with Pat Robertson