Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Kim Kardashian Denies Buying 'Looted, Smuggled and Illegally Exported' Ancient Roman Statue
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- By Carly Tennes
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YouTube's Next Vlog Stars Are ... Prince William And Kate Middleton?
"Be sure to smash that like and subscribe button!" - Prince William, probably.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Did Paris Hilton Actually Wear The Infamous ‘Stop Being Poor’ Tank Top? : An Investigation
Fact-checking ... that's hot.
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Celebrities Fighting Illnesses And Injuries You Might Not Have Known About
You never know what's going on behind that million dollar smile
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- By Jesse
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Carrie Fisher's Daughter Posts Heartwarming Tribute to Her Late Mom, Princess Leia, On 'Star Wars' Day
May the fourth be with you.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Everyone is Apparently Shooting Their Shot in Bill, Melinda Gates's DMs
They saw their *Windows* of opportunity.
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- By Carly Tennes
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55 Real Adventures That Celebrities Had
Sure, it might sound exciting to be famous, with all the moviemaking and lawmaking and parties on boats. But the real exciting parts of these people's lives are the stories you don't even hear.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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Harrison Ford Reacts To Magic Trick In The Most 'Harrison Ford' Way Possible
Unlike another character in the Indiana Jones series, Ford did not choose (his card) poorly.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The $25 Check That Ruined Jerry Springer’s Political Career
Long before trash TV titan Jerry Springer hosted 4,969 episodes of “The Jerry Springer Show,” he was a beloved politician in Cincinnati.
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- By Greg Ott
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Lana Del Rey Fans Irritated With Album Cover That Looks Like It Was Edited On A Phone App
Smartphone editing apps -- it's the Lana Del Way.
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Bonkers Collections That Only The Rich And Famous Can Afford
Anyone can collect bugs, but few can collect ENOUGH bugs to impress Anna Faris.
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- By Jesse
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They Never Asked For This: 15 Celebrities Who Never Cared For Fame
"Once you're Brad Pitt, you can't not be Brad Pitt." -- not Brad Pitt
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- By Cracked Writers, Jesse
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15 Celebrities Who Collect Surprising Objects
How else are they going to spend all their money?
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- By Shea
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You're Not Alone: 'SNL' Cast Also Peeved Elon Musk Is Hosting Next Month
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Lesser Known Oddball Celeb Side Projects
You, too, could have had an @BowieNet email address.
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- By Andrea Meno
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