Cracked Archive - Celebrities
‘Sly,’ The Magazine For Stallones By Stallones
Would you like to subscribe to Midlife Crisis Monthly?
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- By Cedric Voets
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Ellen DeGeneres Says Allegations Surrounding Her and Her Show Made Her Feel Like She Was 'Being Canceled'
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- By Carly Tennes
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New Ranking Categorizes 'A24' Actors By How Badly They'd Lose In A Fistfight
From Timothee Chalamet to Adam Sandler, here's how all your favorite stars rank.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Key To Celeb Success? Fake Having An Assistant
Every American is just a temporarily embarrassed lackey-haver.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The 'Ellen' Show Is Officially Cancelled: Take A Look Back At Its Controversies
From grappling with allegations of workplace mistreatment to losing more than one million viewers, the show's penultimate season was filled with controversy.
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Characters We Didn't Realize Were Voiced By Celebs
Before lines like “I am the one who knocks,” Bryan Cranston got dialogue like "Tonsil snakes, attack them!"
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- By Andrea Meno
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Say What? 16 Recent Bonkers Quotes By Famous People
Words are hard.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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15 Celebrities On What They Regret Most In Their Life
Cheer up, Ozzy Osbourne
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- By Jesse
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At A Glance: 14 Carrie Fisher Facts Because, Hey, Who Doesn't Like Her?
Princess Leia caught our eye, but Carrie Fisher stole our hearts.
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- By Shea
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Seth Rogen Says He’s Done Working James Franco Due To Allegations
At least we still have Cheech and Chong.
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Surprising Ways Celebs Made The World Better
Yes, George Lucas made The Phantom Menace … but he also gave $4 billion to charity.
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- By Andrea Meno
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15 Famous People And Their Inexplicably Bizarre Obsessions
“Make it so … huhhhuhhuhhuh.”
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- By Andrea Meno
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12 Things You’ll Never Hear Again on the Howard Stern Show
It’s the new Howard Stern. But is he improved? Depends on who you ask.
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- By Matt Solomon
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16 Bonkers Tweets: The Elon Musk Edition
Throw away your phone, Elon.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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5 Weird And Greasy Papa John's Stories
The story of Papa John's involves a bit of wackiness and a whole lot of lawsuits.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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