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11 Celebrities Whose Personal Records You Don't Want to Break
The Rock didn't eat candy for 27 years.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Harrowing Last Words of Famous Comedians
From “Don’t leave me” to “I love you endlessly.”
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- By JhallComics, Jay L'Ecuyer
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13 Non-Comedians Who Laid It All On The Line For Laughs (and Totally Whiffed)
George Foreman's sitcom was not a knockout.
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- By JhallComics, Jay L'Ecuyer
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Two Vastly Different Roles That Perfectly Demonstrate an Actor’s Range
These stars are the very definition of chameleon-like
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- By Ian Garner
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12 Household Names Who Had To Change Their Image to Hit It Big
Don’t like that personality? How ‘bout this one!
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- By JhallComics, Jay L'Ecuyer
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12 Mythbusting Moments Necessary Because of Elon Musk
Elon claimed Neuralink would start human trials years before he’d even asked the FDA for permission.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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The Five Absolutely Essential Melissa McCarthy Movies
Broad comedies. Nervy indies. And, yes, ‘Ghostbusters.’ These are the films you need to see to understand the Oscar-nominated actress’ endearing appeal
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- By Tim Grierson
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13 Stars Betrayed by People They Trusted the Most
Jennette McCurdy’s book ’I’m Glad My Mom Died’ says it all.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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Joe Pesci Is Most Funny When He’s Most Terrifying
The Oscar-winner, back now in ‘Bupkis,’ has earned a reputation as a compelling, intimidating onscreen presence. So how come he also makes us laugh so much?
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- By Tim Grierson
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13 Desperate Attempts By Celebrities to Look Relatable
Come on, guys. We’re just regular ol’ gorgeous millionaires like all of you.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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15 Trivia Tidbits About Bill Hader
Hader has everything: a hitman trying to become an actor, directions to Marina del Rey and that thing where Dan Aykroyd predicts your future
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Maybe Everyone Is Mad at Chris Pratt Because He’s a Lousy Movie Star
Don’t blame his religious beliefs or society’s unhealthy parasocial relationship with celebrities for the online hatred directed toward the ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ star. It’s that he has yet to live up to his big-screen potential — and it’s not certain he ever will
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- By Tim Grierson
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13 of Nicolas Cage’s Funniest Interview Moments
This man truly is America’s national treasure
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- By Ian Garner
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17 of the Funniest Fake Guests at the Met Gala
Shitposters exercised their Photoshop skills to bring these guests to the Met Gala last night
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- By Ian Garner
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13 Student Films and Other Early Works of Comedy Legends
These now-legendary comedy filmmakers got proactive, and it paid off!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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