Cracked Archive - Celebrities
15 Hall of Fame Jokes and Moments from Arnold Schwarzenegger
Intentionally or not, the Austrian giant consistently tickles our funny bone
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- By Erik Barnes
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11 Geriatric Party People Who Liked to Get Fucked Up Well Into Their Golden Years
Italy's former Prime Minister kept having orgies well into his 70s.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Chelsea Handler Says It’s Best Not to Have Anal Sex with 50 Cent — Means It as a Compliment
Sometimes bigger isn’t always better
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- By Ian Garner
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Founding ‘Saturday Night Live’ Writer Alan Zweibel Remembers Gilda Radner’s Final TV Appearance
A year before her death, Radner guest-starred on the Showtime meta comedy ‘It’s Garry Shandling’s Show’, which Zweibel co-created with Shandling, warming audiences’ hearts one last time
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Five Famous Voices That Are Actually Fake
You didn’t really think Gilbert Gottfried sounded like a Disney parrot, did you?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Did Chevy Chase Ruin the Name ‘Chevy’?
There’s a small society of Chevys suffering from Chase’s myriad misdeeds
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- By Ian Garner
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12 Unhinged Stunts That Fans Have Pulled On Their Favorite Celebrity
If Norman Reedus won’t come over to touch my breast, I’ll just have to mail it to him.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Andres Diplotti
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19 Hilarious Moments from Cher, An Unexpected Comedy Icon
If we could turn back time, it would be to laugh at all of these Cher moments — even if sometimes the humor was completely unintentional
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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The Five Most Unhinged Reality TV Celebrity Families
Compared to these famous clans, the Stallones are downright normal
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- By Ian Garner
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13 Supposedly Chill Celebrities Who Completely Lost Their Shit
Their once lovable demeanor was just too good to be true.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Andres Diplotti
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12 Iconic Performances Fueled by Pure Hate
Revenge is a dish best served by your butler… Since you got massively successful because of it.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus on Laughing at Cancer, Elaine’s Bad Dancing and ‘You Hurt My Feelings’
The beloved comic actress has a great new movie about an insecure author who learns her husband secretly doesn’t like her latest novel. She talks to Cracked about honesty, regrets and finding the very funny in the very sad
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- By Tim Grierson
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11 Villainized Celebrities Who Used to Be the Good Guy
Johnny Depp travels with a Jack Sparrow costume just so he can visit kids in hospitals.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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Ken Marino on Killing It in Karaoke, Talking to Strangers on the Phone During Quarantine and Returning to ‘Party Down’
Whether on ‘The State’ or ‘The Other Two,’ the comedic star has a knack for playing fools and failures. He tells Cracked about his rock band, the secret to maintaining creative friendships and why he’ll never stop people-watching
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- By Tim Grierson
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12 Mythbusting Moments Necessary Because of Joe Rogan
Getting vaccinated against Covid can help protect you from more severe myocarditis.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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