What is a Cracked Topics Page? Are you funny? Do you have something to say about, well...literally anything in the world? That's what Cracked Topics page are all about. Choose a topic, make jokes about it, and get published on Cracked. That's seriously all it takes to become a Cracked writer.
Every topic page you create will be entered into the Cracked Topics Page Contest. On Fridays, we feature our favorite topics page next to DOB's column on the front page of Cracked.com. If you're selected you'll win $50, and become Internet famous (like real fame, but without the women). Find out more information by clicking here.

How To Create A Topics Page

Every morning at 10 am PST, we update the 15 Most Wanted Topics List. Get'em while they're hot! If you miss out on one of the most wanted topics, don't worry, you'll find a long list of Suggested Topics on this page that we update throughout the week. Or just pick your own topic to write about. Just use our Topics Search to see if the particular topic you are interested in is already taken. If it is not taken, you get to create it. Every created page is eligible for the prize, whether it's your idea or ours.

What are the rules?

1. You can own only one unpublished topics page at a time.
2. Once you become the owner of a topic, you have 7 days to complete and publish it. If you do not meet the requirements and publish the page, it will become available for other editors to claim.
3. We understand that sometimes you may need a little more time. If you'd like to give yourself a second chance, you are allowed to become the editor of the same topic but the deadline will be 3 days. If you do not publish it within 3 days, you will not be able to be the editor of the topic again. Ever.
4. Have fun!