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Matt Rife Is Ready to Rock a Movie with Jamie Foxx
‘We were able to get dinner together, and it was just the coolest night of my entire life’
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This Is A Joel McHale Appreciation Post
‘Animal Control’ has made it necessary. We’re as shocked as you are
A Helpful Guide to Russian Jail Tattoos If You Ever End Up in a Siberian Prison
Not many of them mean ‘really nice guy’
The 23 Best Movie Trailers of All Time
The trailer for ‘The Dark Knight’ is impeccable
Sam Kinison’s Advice Changed Norm Macdonald’s Approach to Stand-Up Comedy
There was a reason Macdonald stopped telling dog jokes
Don’t Forget That in the ‘South Park’ Universe, Mormonism Is the One True Religion
‘South Park’ fans have known that Mormons got it right ever since Satan and Saddam’s love triangle
10 Things We Didn’t Know Could Just Explode
This bodes well for my anxiety disorder
Jason Alexander Mock-Threatened Patton Oswalt During ‘Seinfeld’ Acting Debut
‘He knew exactly what I needed as a comedian’
15 Jokes to Recite Without Context During a Lull in Your Next All-Hands Meeting
Perhaps your colleagues will appreciate the wit of Miss Lisa Lampanelli
Jerry Seinfeld’s Three Keys to Doing Virtually Anything
Hint: They’re not available to everyone
5 Detective Tricks That Dug Up Wartime Secrets
Sometimes war is like a video game. Not because of the combat — because of the puzzles
This Comedic Actor Stopped Doing Stand-up When a Heckler from Hell Threatened His Life
One star’s stand-up career died in a hotel in East Texas thanks to a murderous audience member