Cracked Archive
Kevin Hart Reveals His True Height
Short kings rule, especially when they’re filthy rich
You’re Going to Want to Bow or Curtsy to ‘Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen’
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- By Tara Ariano
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Even Jerry Seinfeld Had to Be Talked Into the Pop-Tart Movie
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- By Matt Solomon
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6 Jobs That Donald Trump and Joe Biden Are Too Old to Legally Hold
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- By Eli Yudin
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
Comedian Arj Barker Causes ‘Outrage’ After Asking Nursing Mother to Leave Show
‘I felt humiliated,’ says the woman who brought a crying baby to a comedy show
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 Professional Athletes Who Should Consider a Career in Comedy
The odds of retiring due to injury are far less, for one thing
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- By Jesse
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Daniel Sloss Proves the ‘You Can’t Say Anything’ Comics Wrong By Saying Everything
Sloss speaks to Cracked about his current show ‘CAN’T,’ cancel culture and the power of provocation
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 Ways Politics Was Even More of a Clown Show in the Past
Politics is bad now. But at least they don’t kill you to protect the president from a solar eclipse
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Did '30 Rock's Jack Donaghy Come with NBC's Latest Awful Idea for the Olympics?
NBC’s next scheme to ruin Olympics coverage
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- By Keegan Kelly
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How Tim Curry Saved ‘SNL’ From an Epic Behind-the-Scenes Meltdown
Is there anything this guy can’t do?
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- By JM McNab
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20 Movie ‘Plot Holes’ That People Are Tired of Explaining
Stop talking about the poster in ‘Shawshank Redemption’!
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- By Amanda Mannen
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David Letterman Tortured the Actor Who Played Him in a TV Movie
Letterman wasn’t a big fan of ‘The Late Shift’
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- By JM McNab
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These Are the Oldest Websites in the World
At this point you could probably run them on a toaster oven
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- By Eli Yudin
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Here Are Some ‘Doctor Who’ Doctors Reimagined As Pornhub Comments
The titular Time Lords have been spending their spare time in one of the internet’s most hilarious and depressing places
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- By Keegan Kelly
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14 ‘Saturday Night Live’ Musical Comedy Bits That Deserve a Run on Broadway
They got a lot of mileage out of visiting your parents for the holidays, didn’t they?
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- By Jesse
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