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How to Answer the Question 'What's Bothering You?' [COMIC]
Ways that don't end in your arrest.
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- By Scott Meyer
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- 142
6 Real People With Secret Identities Nobody Saw Coming
Exactly how unfeasible is Dexter or Bruce Wayne's double life? Well, not totally far off the map, apparently.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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5 Weight Loss Tips for Cynical Bastards
I suspect that around 50 percent of the population thinks they're in the smartest, cleverest 3 percent of the species, and they're totally going to be the ones to beat the system.
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- By Christina H
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- 910
6 Presidential Secrets Your History Teacher Didn't Mention
We all have personal failures and weaknesses, but a president will work so hard at crafting a specific public persona that we're shocked every time one gets in a sticky situation. With that in mind, here are some of the stranger facts about American presidents that almost never get mentioned in history class.
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- By Ethan Lou
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- 815
6 Supervillains From History That Make The Joker Look Subtle
Real-life bad guys understand that dry, drawn-out political subterfuge is much cheaper and more effective than a clone army. Then, occasionally, some crackpot leaps straight off the pages into our world, with brazen, insane and often ridiculous plans for world domination that grant him comic book supervillain status.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- 667
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6 Ways the Cracked Book Makes Your Xmas Gifts Look Like Shit
With our book on shelves, and your closet full of gifts you'll never actually use, we are running down the Top Christmas Gifts of 2010, and explaining whether they're worth keeping.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- 259
6 Amazingly Intelligent Animals (That Will Creep You Out)
Thinking is what makes us human, and thinking means we'll always be the ruling species in this planet, because the rest of those guys are really stupid. Well ... not all of them.
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- By Sam Blitz
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- 698