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5 Real Vacations That Went Worse Than You Thought Possible
Generally, having a bad vacation doesn't usually mean getting stabbed by a prison gang or being conscripted into a foreign army.
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- By Zachary Frey
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6 Literary Turds (Written By Your Favorite Authors)
Even the best writers are capable of churning out work that wouldn't even cut the mustard on a 'Twilight' meets 'Minions' erotic fiction blog.
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- By JM McNab
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/12)
Look, we get it. You're way too busy roaming the streets trying to catch Pokemon with your cellphone to catch the news. We're here to help.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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Attempts To Sneak Tiny Crimes That Set Off Biblical Disaster
We've all come up with at least one clever scheme that's gone wrong. But none of them have gone murderously wrong.
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- By Micky McMichaelson
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5 Beloved Actors Who Almost Exclusively Worked Drunk
Today's cautionary tales of excess aren't inventions of modern Hollywood. This kind of thing has actually been going on forever.
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- By Tyler Johnson
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5 Movies & Shows That Give Away Their Big Twist Right At The Start
Sometimes, a movie or a TV show will throw every piece of foreshadowing it has into the very first scene knowing you won't see it until years later.
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- By Tara Marie
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6 Times Famous Geniuses Sold Out (And S*** Got Weird)
It turns out that making art and tricking people into buying stuff are two very different skill sets, and artistic visionaries don't make very good marketing drones.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Shockingly Offensive Ads That Came Out Way Too Recently
Turns out every idiot from college that thought domestic abuse and casual racism are hilarious went into advertising.
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- By Tanya Lukyanova
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6 Works Of Art Made Possible By An Absurd Amount Of Drugs
This is how you write off drugs as a work expense.
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- By Dallas Jeffs
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Scenes That Were (Thankfully) Cut From Great Films
It turns out there's a lot of insanity hidden in the scripts for even the best movies.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Times Censorship Just Made Everything Way Worse
Really, censorship is just making everything worse.
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- By Henrik Magnusson , B.T. Doran
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- 352
6 Legal Loopholes That Criminals Love To Exploit
A lot of time and effort goes into crafting the laws of our society, but every once in a while our devoted lawmakers will overlook a tiny little detail or two.
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- By Jason Iannone
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- 580
5 Hilarious Ways Comic Books Failed To Address World Issues
What happens when superheroes are called in to deal with complicated ethical dilemmas? Nothing helpful, apparently.
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- By Tara Marie
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- 234
The Creepiest Serial Killers (Who Still Remain At Large)
We love our serial killers in one of two flavors -- dead, or in prison. But not the third flavor: the ones who do their thing for years, or even decades, without ever getting caught.
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- By Janel Comeau
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/5)
There's a reason there's no such thing as C-SPAN and chill.
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- By Ted E., Scott Laffey
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- 750