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8 Innocent Things That Are Signs Of Huge Health Problems
Sometimes a flaw is just a flaw, but other times it can be the Silver Surfer to a Galactus-sized, life-ruining problem.
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- By XJ Selman
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5 Common Insults That Reveal Dark Things About Society
'Slut' or something much worse is currently tops to degrade a female perceived as promiscuous, but 'hussy' is a close relative and once the preferred a-bomb of past a-holes.
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- By Karen Baxter
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- 468
6 Deadly Serious Cold War Moments (That Now Look Hilarious)
Wars aren't wacky. But wars are fought by people, and people -- if the feces-wracked flow of the stagnant fjord of human history has taught us anything -- are truly, deeply stupid.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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- 215
5 Hilarious Attempts By Musicians To Stay On Top
In 1994, an increasingly irrelevant MC Hammer had to change - so he chucked the MC from his name and any dignity/credibility he had with it.
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- By Patrick Coyne
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6 Things About Space You're Picturing Almost Exactly Wrong
Space is as incomprehensible as it is awesome.
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- By Stephen Perry
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/10)
Following the news every day will make you wonder why Matt Damon didn't just ask to stay on Mars.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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The 7 Most Insane Dick Moves Ever Pulled By Sports Fans
Scholars thousands of years from now will pore over millions of minutes of televised sporting events and conclude we were a bunch of assholes.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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- 287
7 Video Game Glitches That Accidentally Create Comedy Gold
Every now and then a glitch makes the game so much better than anybody ever could have known.
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- By Sam Jackson, Ivan Farkas
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- 355
The 5 Most Clever Ways People Made Hate Groups Look Stupid
This world of ours can be a terrible and hateful place. But there's something we can do to combat that toxicity: Mock it hilariously.
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- By Chris Scott, Nathan Murphy
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10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week 11/8
Spooky season may have officially come to a close, but some nightmares still keep dribbling in.
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- By Cracked Writers
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5 Weirdly Accepted Ways The Media Is Racist Against Asians
With all this credulity-straining clickbait everywhere, it's reasonable to assume that everybody who writes for the Internet is in truth the same stoned intern.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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- 515
6 Insane True Stories Of Famous Things Invented In Dreams
These people not only managed to remember their dreams for more than five seconds after waking up, but actually used them to change their lives.
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- By Cornelius Heyer, Tara Marie
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- 238
6 Animals That Get High More Than Humanity's Biggest Stoners
Yes, animals like to get just as recreationally wasted as us humans do. Sometimes, even more so.
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- By Dyl Moore, Cam Kesel, Javier Yepes, Laura H, Niko G
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- 221
7 Classic Children's Books With Shockingly Dark Backstories
It turns out it was the private and horrific torments of total strangers that taught you the joys of imagination.
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- By Mark Hill
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- 445
8 Unsung Heroes Who Made All Of Your Favorite Movies
Sadly, a lot of the people behind some of the best movies ever made get about as much recognition as the guy who sweeps your street at 4 a.m.
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- By David Christopher Bell, Daniel Dockery
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- 191