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7 Stupid Endings That Almost Ruined Classic Horror Movies
DECADES-OLD SPOILERS ALERT!
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- By JM McNab
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- 384
6 Celebrities Who Got Really Depressing Since You Saw Them
Welcome to Bummer City. Population: 6 Sad, Sad Celebrities.
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- By Jim Avery
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- 1321
When Sick Kids Who Don't Give A F#@% Get A Make-A-Wish Wish
Some Make-A-Wish kids want to be in Star Wars, but not Max. No, Max wanted something a little more dangerous, and the seven-story Con Agra grain mill in Huron, Ohio was just the ticket.
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- By Alyssa Feller
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6 Famous Awards Way More Full Of S#!% Than You Think
It turns out many of the most prestigious awards are a bunch of bunk.
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- By Patrick Coyne
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/13)
Trying to stay on top of the news is like trying to defeat a swarm of killer bees by eating them.
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- By Ted E.
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- 607
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6 Idiotic Stories About Aliens The News Keeps Regurgitating
In the latest installment of our never-ending quest to keep you safe from the Internet's tidal waves of bullshit, we'd like to focus on alien life.
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Stupid Bets That People Won As Insanely As Possible
Once Eisenhower's chief of staff bet General Bernard "Monty" Montgomery a B-17 Flying Fortress, he was going to get it.
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- By Aaron Short
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- 222
6 Creative Criminal Punishments So Stupid They're Brilliant
In the case of Safety Pup, making a violent criminal symbolically wear his victim as a skin suit is the kind of shit a serial killer would dream up.
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- By Kayla Layaoen
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7 Unexplained Deaths That Will Shake Your Faith In Reason
Unlike on television, in the real world bizarre murders only raise more and more questions.
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- By Robin Warder
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- 575
10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 10/11
Things are very much not what they seem.
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- By Cracked Writers
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10 Psychotic Old Ads That Basically Sold Child Abuse
Holy moly things were super duper insane back then.
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- By Marina Reimann
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- 333
6 Pro Wrestlers Who Went Crazier Outside The Ring Than In It
These were reported by witnesses who may or may not be full of shit. All we can do is dutifully pass them along, as they are amazing.
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- By Masquerblade
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- 200
6 Board Game Tie-Ins That Backfired (Hilariously)
The results of combining the two were some deeply weird licensed board games that are probably still populating the backs of closets everywhere.
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- By Gavin Jamieson
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- 330
8 Famous People That History Got Almost Exactly Wrong
Within the punk rock! Ramones, there was some serious love for Ronald Reagan, The NRA, and a belief that Richard Nixon got a raw deal.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Luke John Smith
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6 Hilariously Dumb Ways Confidential Secrets Got Revealed
ISIS must maintain a massive social media presence in order to entice dumbass teenagers with a parental bone to pick to join their cause. The problem is that sometimes their selfies reveal a little too much and Ka-Boom!
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- By Gavin Jamieson
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- 349