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6 Totally Dumbass Ways People Tried To Teach Gender Equality
Some of these attempts are so half-assed that they transformed into full-assed attempts and ended up background-dancing in a Ying Yang Twins music video.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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8 Horrifying Moments From Classic Kids Cartoons
Because those who do not study the past are doomed to repeat it, here are some examples of some truly insane, child-ruining pieces of classic animation.
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- By Vincent Pall, Adam Koski
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6 Artists You Won't Believe Made Stuff Just For Kids
It turns out a bunch of famously serious or edgy artists secretly make children's entertainment so wholesome that any cynic's heart would vomit puppies and rainbows.
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- By JM McNab
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6 Celebrities You Didn't Know Voiced Famous Characters
Who is the voice of the Yellow M&M? Someone way overqualified for the job.
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- By Joshua C. Styles
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6 Of The Weirdest Tiny Towns In The United States
If you land in one of these American towns, you might want to think twice about stopping the car.
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- By Marina Reimann
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- 630
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7 Pop Culture Classics That Don't Mean What You Think
It turns out you can learn all sorts of interesting shit about the true meaning of songs, books, and movies if instead of debating it you just listen to the damned people who created them.
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- By E.M. Caris, Tara Marie
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- 525
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/7)
Judging by the news, the world is kind of like Jurassic Park, only if the dinosaurs were in charge of security.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- 777
5 Terrible Messages Hidden Inside Every Superhero Story
These are the guys we're supposed to aspire to be. Too bad they're awful role models when you think about it.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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- 397
6 Scientific Solutions To Your Crippling Social Anxiety
Thankfully science can explain away most of these worries.
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- By Andrew Marinus
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- 432
6 Baffling First Drafts Of Famous Movies
Here are some of the most ill-conceived of many, many ill-conceived ideas from not smart studio execs.
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- By Cracked Writers
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- 362
10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 7/5
Crows are smart. Bats are kind. And humans are still pretty awful.
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- By Cracked Writers
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- 11
6 TV Spin-Off Story Lines That Ruined The Originals
Sometimes TV crossovers and spinoffs not only suck, they do it so hard they retroactively ruin the original.
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- By Scott Elizabeth Baird, JM McNab, Tara Marie
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- 527
6 Hilarious Old Versions Of Modern Technology
Your great-grandparents had access to some of the same 'innovations' we have today; they just weren't as flashy about it.
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- By Adam Wears
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- 159
5 Safety Measures That Caused Rampant Death And Destruction
Here are a few times some well-intentioned measures backfired like an old Pinto.
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- By E.M. Caris
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- 640