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5 Movies for Kids That Stole Their Plot From Adult Movies
The following family films are so suspiciously similar to adult hits that we have to wonder if the producers just decided to take some major successes, and replace all the sex and violence with rainbows and happy endings.
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- By Mark Hill, JM McNab
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- 637
6 Hilarious Trials That Prove the Legal System Is Screwed
In any machine as unwieldy as the justice system, there's bound to be a squeaky cog or two.
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- By Timo Laine
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- 392
The 5 Most Important Things They Never Taught You in Sex Ed
There's an excellent chance that whatever you were taught about sex is either partially misleading or dangerously incorrect.
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- By Mimosa Thomas
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- 1940
5 Disturbing Implications of Famous Children's Movies
Modern kids' movies are the one category you can count on being free of the dystopian landscapes and seamy underbellies, right? (Hint: Wrong.)
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- By Mike Guernsey
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- 718
The 6 Most Horrifying Robotic Animals That Actually Exist
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so Mother Nature, consider these bizarre and terrifying abominations a compliment.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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- 187
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5 Unknown People Who Secretly Made All Your Favorite Music
What sucks about the entertainment industry is that usually a very small group of very pretty people get all of the credit for work done by an army of talented folks behind the scenes.
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- By Sam Jackson
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- 445
5 Things You Won't Believe Can Brainwash You on Election Day
Nov. 4 is Election Day in America, and there's a good chance you'll wind up making your choice based on some stupid/trivial factors they're not even aware of.
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- By Dennis Hong, Teddem Yee, Rachel P.
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- 584
The 6 Most Disastrous Gimmick Matches in Wrestling History
The history of wrestling is a never-ending list of increasingly ridiculous (and dangerous) gimmick matches.
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- By Michael Hossey
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- 335