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Bill Murray Names His Top Four Picks to Play Him in the ‘SNL 1975’ Sequel
If a young Murray ever appears in a film about ‘SNL,’ old Murray only wants the best to play him — man or woman
Jerry Seinfeld to Prove He’s Not Terrified of ‘PC’ College Students With Commencement Speech
‘What’s the deal with being afraid of young people?’
How Monty Python’s Dead Parrot Sketch Was Used to Rescue Parrots
Here’s a positive John Cleese story for once
The Epic Battle That Began with a Weird Juggling Act
Okay, before we start: Who the heck is that guy?
The ‘King of the Hill’ Episode With the Least Laughs Is the One Where Bobby Tries Too Hard to Be Funny
This parody of French clowning disciplines was, unironically, not even as funny as a whoopee cushion
Let’s Hope Bill Hader’s ‘Cat in the Hat’ Movie Is As Horny As This ‘SNL’ Sketch
‘Oh, the places she let me go ...’
Thanks to ‘The Simpsons,’ Some Fans Really Thought Fabergé Eggs Were a Drug Thing
Bleeding Gums Murphy’s chosen vice wasn’t mentioned once during the D.A.R.E. assembly
21 Movies Where Maybe the Villain Isn’t Really the Villain
Maybe Eric Gordon isn’t actually the villain in ‘Billy Madison’
Marlon Wayans Says No One Loves ‘White Chicks’ More Than White Chicks
‘It’s important that when you tell a joke, the people you’re making fun of laugh the loudest’
This Is the Worst Place on Your Body You Can Get a Sunburn
You’ll feel much better about that toasting you got at the water park
The Fonz Inspired a 500 Percent Increase in Library Cards
Fonzie got hooked on phonics, and America followed