Cracked Archive

The 5 Worst Deals In the History of Handshakes

Here are the true stories of the people who actually got the shortest end of history's stick... presumably somewhere in the 'butt' region.

Authors: By Rohan Ramakrishnan
Published: June 10, 2010
Comments: 257

The 6 Most Hilarious Undercover Operations Ever Pulled Off

Surely criminals aren't as dimwitted as Hollywood makes them out to be, right?

Authors: By Joe Oliveto
Published: June 09, 2010
Comments: 399

6 Companies That Make Money Solving Problems (They Made Up)

Reading Cracked keeps your genitals from exploding. We're just saying.

Authors: By Jim Avery
Published: June 08, 2010
Comments: 959

6 Japanese Subcultures That Are Insane (Even for Japan)

Just when we thought Japan couldn't frighten us any further, we discover this shit.

Authors: By Geoff Shakespeare
Published: June 07, 2010
Comments: 1482

5 Blatantly Corrupt Politicians America Reelected Anyways

In today's 24/7 news cycle, every politician is under a microscope: So when it's revealed that a politician has a legitimately reprehensible history--the kind of past that no one, regardless of political affiliation, could defend--surely their career is over. Unless, you know, the voting public just straight doesn't give a shit.

Authors: By Andrew Del Toro
Published: June 06, 2010
Comments: 604

Cracked Round-Up: Crotch Crickets Edition

Authors: By CRACKED Staff
Published: June 06, 2010
Comments: 25

The 5 Most Impractical Aspects of Superhero Costumes

Rocket hand makes each of the costumes that she is hired to wear at conventions. The amount of time she's spent making and wearing super hero costumes has given her unique insight into parts of a costumed crime fighter's life that you might have taken for granted.

Authors: By Jacopo della Quercia
Published: June 05, 2010
Comments: 902