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7 (Thankfully) Extinct Giant Versions of Modern Animals
In prehistoric times, you would've had to wear a diaper wherever you went on account of these pants-shittingly huge monsters ready to eat you.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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5 Creepy Ways Video Games Are Trying to Get You Addicted
Video games? Addictive? Absolutely. And the designers did a damn good job, also.
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- By Jason Pargin
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5 People Who Changed the World From Inside of Prison
While avoiding some angry male on male action and daily shankings, these guys influenced the course of history.
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- By Bronzulton Q
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Cracked Round-Up: Alibi Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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5 Reasons The Oscars Matter Even Less Than You Thought
The Academy Awards are like Hollywood's Super Bowl (what with the betting pools, the bean dip, the coma-inducing length) but with one important difference: Super Bowl rings are actually awarded on merit.
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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6 Historic Acts of Revenge That Put 'Kill Bill' to Shame
If you think epic vengeance is restricted to cheesy movies then you have a lot of history to learn.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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6 Famous Movie Wise Men Who Were Totally Full of Shit
All those ancient words of wisdom? Yeah, thrown in on the screenplay's third draft, at four in the morning, after half a pound of cocaine.
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- By David Myers
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6 Terrible Ideas That Science Says Will Save the Planet
Plans to save the planet straight from the scientists at 'Futurama' University.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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17 More Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
Sometimes, the truth is stranger than Photoshop.
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- By Joe Russo
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6 Sci-Fi Technologies You'll Soon Have On Your Cell Phone
In the future, your phone and your life will be one and the same. Don't drop it in the toilet, is what we're saying.
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- By Mark Hill
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Top Picks for 03.31.2010: Internet Math and Crappy Birthdays
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- By Fitzgerald Smith
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