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How to Make the Most of Working The Early Shift [COMIC]
The early bird catches the worm, and screws up his files.
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- By Scott Meyer
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137 CRACKED ROUND-UP: Winter Beer Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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6 Statistically Full of S#!t Dangers The Media Loves to Hype
It seems like we decide what we are going to be afraid of by drawing randomly from a hat.
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- By M. Asher Cantrell
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The 6 Most Inexplicable Skills Displayed in Action Movies
But sometimes action movies take annoying liberties, showing everyday dudes doing things that, in the real world, take weeks or months to learn. And damn it, we're not just going to let them get away with it.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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The 7 Most Random Celebrity Duos Who Hung Out Before Fame
Fame makes a lot of strange bedfellows. Some would prefer you to remember their connections, like Peter Scolari with Tom Hanks. Others would rather you didn't bring it up, like Tom Hanks with Peter Scolari. And there are still others who started out together that you would've never even thought of.
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- By Davidb Marchetti, Philip Moon
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5 Reasons Women Are As Shallow As Men (According to Science)
Thanks to romantic comedies and crappy comedians, we know that men are crude, shallow boors that only care about sex, and women are weepy sensitive hippies that only care about poetry and what's on the inside.
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- By Christina H
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6 Eerily Specific World Events Predicted by Comics
A lot of shit happens in comic books, and a lot of shit happens in real life, so every once in a while they're bound coincide, right? That still doesn't explain some of the freaky stuff comics have gotten right. Like...
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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The 5 Most Terrifying Jobs in the History of War
The mind-bogglingly shitty jobs people have gotten stuck with during wartime.
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- By Joshua Sherman
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How to Deal With Things You Hate for No Reason [COMIC]
Be reasonable ... unless it's John Cougar Mellencamp, who is undoubtedly that spawn of satan.
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- By Scott Meyer
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5 Reasons Bowser Is The Most Successful Video Game Character
The most depressingly one-sided rivalry in the history of not just video games, but possibly the world.
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- By Luke McKinney
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CRACKED ROUND-UP: Election Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 5 Most Wildly Illegal Court Rulings in Movie History
We love when justice is served in movies. Unfortunately, much of the time it's only because a screenwriter twisted the law beyond recognition.
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- By Diana McCallum
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5 Awesome Vehicles for the Extremely Wealthy (And Insane)
Apparently the rich supervillain demographic is not limited to fictional settings. Just ask whoever built these ridiculous modes of transportation.
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- By Sam Blitz
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How to Really Solve The Problem of Teen Pregnancy [COMIC]
It's much simpler than you think.
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- By Scott Meyer
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The 5 Most Epic One Man Rampages In the History Of War
When pushed too far, some men shut down completely, cry or rail against the unjust God that inflicted such dire times upon them. And some men, when they reach their breaking points as human beings, opt instead to transcend the limitations of the human form, channel hellfire through their palms and bring the entire world crashing down around them.
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- By Tony Pilgram
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