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6 Things That Are Secretly Turning You Into A Bad Person
While most of us do what we can to lead a morally sound existence, some completely unexpected factors can turn us from mild mannered to extremely dickish in no time.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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833 How to Insult a Large Subset of the Human Race [COMIC]
Just be natural.
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- By Scott Meyer
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5 Examples of Americans Thinking Foreign People Are Magic
Enlightened white people go to poor foreign countries and ask, 'What do these noble people have to teach us?' The results are less murderous but more annoying.
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- By Christina H
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The 5 Most Mind-Blowing Coincidences of All Time
The kind of coincidences you'd dismiss as bad writing if seen in a movie happen all of the time in real life.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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Umbrella: The Most Wasteful Movie Corporation Ever
In every movie they manage to develop the most advanced technology on Earth, only to use it for the most helmet-wearingly dumbass purposes.
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- By Luke McKinney
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The 6 Most Insane Sex Lives in the Animal Kingdom
No matter how nasty you like to get in your leather-studded Bone Chamber, there are multiple species of the animal kingdom who still put you to shame.
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- By Jim Yew
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How to Tell a Scary Story [COMIC]
Got to keep it fresh.
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- By Scott Meyer
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7 Reasons Computer Glitches Won't Go Away (Ever)
Computers will never work correctly. Live with it.
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- By Stuart P. Bentley
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The 6 Most Insane Underdog Stories in the History of Battle
Real-world battles are rarely won by the ragtag team of underdogs. Tanks beat horses, guns beat spears. Though sometimes, the ewoks really do kick ass.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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5 Scientific Reasons Powerful People Will Always Suck
Science says being in charge not only attracts terrifying douche bags but creates them as well. And with that, here's the scariest article you'll read this month.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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How To 'Bring It' [COMIC]
Or just don't use phrases like 'bring it.' Your call.
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- By Scott Meyer
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6 Words That Need to Be Invented [COMIC]
Awkard people would be so much better off if Shakespeare were still around.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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5 Simple Things You Won't Believe Are Recent Inventions
We're impressed by new gizmos, sure, but we tend to forget that even the most obvious, basic concepts had to be invented at some point. And some of them were shockingly recent.
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- By Eric Yosomono
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The 6 (Wrong) Questions Men Love to Ask About Women
A lot of times people honestly ask the wrong question without knowing it. Here are some I see guys continually asking about women, along with the question they should be asking if they actually want an answer.
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- By Christina H
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5 Popular Safety Measures That Don't Make You Any Safer
It's so hard to think logically about safety. We figure that any time our health or the safety of our children is at stake, it's better safe than sorry. Unfortunately, this leads to a whole lot of well-publicized and often expensive safety measures that are often worthless, or downright dangerous.
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- By Robert Evans
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