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6 Magical Movie Items They Wasted on Bullshit
What would you do if you found a magical object that could create anything you asked for, instantly? Or a clock that could stop time? This is the type of thing that comes up in movies all the time. And for the most part, what the characters choose to do makes no freaking sense.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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8 Ingenious Ways Animals Outsmart Predators
Animals have to be smart for a reason. Some of their prey have come up with tricks to avoid capture that would put a even supervillian to shame.
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- By Ian Cheesman
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- 215
The 7 Most Insane Things People Have Done While Sleepwalking
If you've ever been embarassed at something you've done while sleeping, say farting or wetting the bed, get ready to feel like a total lightweight compared with these folks.
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- By Erica Cantin
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5 Self-Destructive Ways People Accidentally Cured Themselves
Every now and then the fates grant those who flagrantly disregard their own well-being with a second chance.
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- By Wes Park
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- 580
6 Natural Disasters That Were Caused by Human Stupidity
This is by no means a final list. The world's still young.
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- By Ben Dennison
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- 380
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7 Secrets Only Two Living People Know (For Some Reason)
In this article are secrets that only two people on planet Earth know. Sometimes they have very good reasons to keep these secrets so fiercely. Other times, not so much.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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Cracked Round-Up: Intervention Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- 12
Easiest Murder Mystery Ever [COMIC]
It'sa Me! Murderer!
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- By Matt Barrs
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- 129
7 Hilariously Failed Attempts at Politically Correct Toys
Who's better to handle sensitive racial and social issues than toy makers? As it turns out, just about anyone.
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- By Adam Tod Brown, Kristi Harrison
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Top Picks for 10.30.09: Spooktacular Blood and Douchebags!
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- By Fitzgerald Smith
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6 Beloved TV Shows (That Traumatized Cast Members For Life)
There are shows you loved and grew up with that, behind the scenes, were a constant, dark carnival of torment.
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- By Evan Hoovler
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- 459