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The Anne Frank Sex Doll And 5 Other Wisely-Cut Sex Scenes
Sometimes, the stuff the screenwriters originally came up with was so gloriously insane that it almost would have resulted in a different movie. A somewhat sexier, slightly longer, much wronger one.
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- By Scott Elizabeth Baird
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7 Bootlegs Of Famous Products (That Didn't Give A F***)
These brazen products were almost certainly created as giant middle fingers to tech companies and their laws.
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- By Jason Iannone
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The 5 Pettiest Abuses Of Power In Presidential History
Before you start harshly judging contemporary candidates against the dignified leaders of the good old days, you should keep in mind that all presidents were kind of petty.
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- By Kelly Stone
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/20)
It's getting so you can't check the news without your smart phone bursting into flames.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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Why Dumb-Ass Conspiracy Theories Are An American Tradition
As tempted as you might be to shake your fists at the sky at how we've allowed conspiracy theories to get legitimate traction within our electoral system, you might be reassured to know that this sort of thing isn't new.
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- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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5 Well-Meaning Tributes That Went Shockingly Wrong
It turns out your legacy is only as good as the folks paying tribute to it.
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- By Jeff Silvers
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7 Famous Props & SFX (That Were Just Household Items)
It's ironic that some of the coolest special effects in famous big-budget Hollywood movies were done with stuff you could go out and buy right now without going bankrupt.
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- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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5 Deeply Evil Corporations That Transcend Everyday Badness
Sometimes, major corporations pull off evil so epic that we must never forget it. We should build statues of it in the desert, to warn future generations.
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- By Chelsea Burns
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5 Real Places Whose Economies Are Based On Insanity
Sometimes industry can influence the local culture in very unpredictable ways.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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5 Secret Theme Park Hacks You're Going To Want To Try
If you are currently at a theme park with a child, please refrain from telling them the truth about Disneyland's Morlock tunnels.
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- By Joe Garcia Jr
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Bayer Purchased Monsanto (And We Are All Screwed)
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- By CRACKED Staff
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6 Massive Catastrophes You Didn’t Know Happen All The Time
Zika and shootings and terrorism are frightening, sure. But there are even worse types of catastrophes happening every day that no one talks about.
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- By Zachary Frey
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Why The iPhone 7 Sucks (For Everyone Except Apple)
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- By CRACKED Staff
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7 Movie Violence Tropes (That Are BS IRL)
There are basic elements of these movies that you probably took for truth just because you've seen them over and over, for decades.
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- By Ricardo Oskam, Martin Olsen
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5 Ways Losing The Presidency Sucks Even More Than You Think
Running for president and then losing is the first step toward a life of soul-crushing misery and heartache.
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- By Michael Hossey
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