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I Would Feed My Right Hand to A Gator to Stop Adam Sandler From Making ‘Happy Gilmore 2’
An alligator ended Chubbs Peterson’s golf aspirations — could it close down Sandler’s sequel dreams, too?
Isn’t It Weird to Add Celebrities to a Game Where They Get Shot?
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- By Eli Yudin
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Everything That Isn’t A Cockroach That Can Also Survive A Nuclear Bomb
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- By Eli Yudin
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Several Injured During Filming of New Eddie Murphy Comedy
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- By Matt Solomon
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
5 Evolutionary Advantages We’re Trashing With Our Grooming Habits
We’re covered in various hairs for a reason
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- By Eli Yudin
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Drew Carey Really Wants You to Know About His Orgasmic Phish Experience
You’re going to need a cigarette after this one
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- By Matt Solomon
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Jerry Seinfeld’s Post-‘Seinfeld’ Legacy Will Come Down to a Crappy Breakfast Pastry
With ‘Unfrosted,’ Seinfeld seeks his first great creative project since splitting up with Larry David
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Jokes From Stand-Up Comedians to Reboot Your Worldview
They may not make you feel better, per se, but you’ll definitely feel different
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- By Jesse
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An Oral History of the Greatest Al Pacino Performance Ever — His ‘Dunkaccino’ Rap in Adam Sandler’s ‘Jack and Jill’
‘Jack and Jill’ may not be anyone’s favorite Adam Sandler movie, but it does contain the greatest 50 seconds in the history of cinema
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- By Brian VanHooker
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5 Tricks That Finally Got the Authorities to Come Down and Fix Stuff
Bring a few rats to the rich part of town, and suddenly, the city fixes your rat problem
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- By Ryan Menezes
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‘South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut’ Is Getting A Sing-a-long Re-Release This Summer
God help whoever has to animate the captions about Kyle’s mom
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Ben Stiller Says the Failure of ‘Zoolander 2’ Haunted Him for Years
The ‘Zoolander’ sequel was a cigarette in the gas-fight of Stiller’s filmography
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Bill Burr Gets Misty-Eyed Watching ‘Bluey’
The comedian says the cartoon is ‘really deep’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Every ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Main Character’s Least-Terrible Moment
The closest Mac, Dennis, Charlie, Dee and Frank each came to selflessness over the last 16 seasons
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Richard Lewis’ Stand-Up Start Came From A Dark Place
One event ‘catapulted’ Lewis to the stage
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- By Matt Solomon
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