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5 Insane Workout Products That Might Actually Work
It turns out the very same force that is turning us into pudgy couch potatoes is also being harnessed to make us get off our asses.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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176 The 6 Shittiest Ways People Have Woken Up From A Bender
Life could always be worse. You could have woken up as one of these poor bastards.
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- By Kevin Phelan
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6 Propaganda Campaigns That Backfired Hilariously
However worthless your marketing degree feels, it could be much, much worse.
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- By Pat Carnell
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6 Real-Life Doctors Straight Out Of Horror Movies
We're here to tell you about the creeps who used the respectability granted to them by their diplomas and white coats (mostly the white coats) to do horrible things.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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5 Writers Who Went Crazy While Writing Important Books
Writing for a living can be enough to drive anyone nuts -- but for the writers who were nuts to begin with, hoo boy does it get bad.
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- By Michael Dawson , Jake Klink, Aatif Zubair
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7 Bizarre Gender Stereotypes You Always See In Stock Photos
When you actually take the time to examine the gender assumptions present in these images, shit gets real weird real fast.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/19)
Sometimes it seems like the world is run by Skynet, after it got infected with malware from an Eastern European porn site.
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- By Ted E.
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6 Insane True Statistics That Laugh In The Face Of Logic
Welcome to the insane, Dali-esque world of mathematical probability.
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- By Josh Daws, Federico Cruz
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6 Stories That Prove U.S. Drug Enforcement Agents Are Insane
Just within the past decade, the DEA has racked up a list of exploits that reads like the daily planner of a caricature of an insane police officer.
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- By Adam Wears
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5 True Stories That Will Restore Your Faith In Famous People
Sometimes we need to take time to bask in all the wondrously selfless things famous people do for their fellow man.
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- By P. Chung
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The 10 Cracked Posts Everyone Was Talking About 5/17 Edition
If we're going to keep getting arrested for letting the kids play outside, at least give us a few cool Kit-Kat flavors and tolerable special effects.
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- By Cracked Writers
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5 Soldiers Who Beat Insane Odds (By Lying Their Ass Off)
Time and time again, small, ridiculously outnumbered forces have gleefully bluffed their way to victory in situations that should have left them as stains on the battlefield.
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- By Xavier Jackson, Mark H.
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6 Dark Secrets Harbored By Your Favorite Foods
We all like to think we can add a few years to our lives by carefully choosing what we buy at the grocery store, but sometimes you'd be better off closing your eyes and throwing the first thing you find into your cart.
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- By Jim Avery
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8 Actors Who Do The Same Exact Thing On Every Movie Poster
Whether it be because of some irrational fear, bizarre superstition, very specific form of vanity, or other reason only they know, some actors do the exact same thing on every poster.
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- By Evan V. Symon , Sam Jackson, Carolyn Burke
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5 Movie Villains That Stupidly Sabotaged Their Schemes
While we don't expect our bad guys to be infallible geniuses, we at least expect them to not be actively tripping all over themselves like Super Dave Osborne.
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- By Rohan Ramakrishnan, Aatif Zubair
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