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The Top 10 Cracked Posts You Shared Last Week - 3/22
Here are the Cracked posts you guys passed around like a sloppy gravy boat last week.
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6 Badass Ways Cities Have Co-Opted Outdoor Activities
There aren't too many sports that can be played in the middle of a high-density metropolis, at least not by amateurs. But if you try hard enough, you can come up with some badass stuff.
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- By G.W Horowitz
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6 Sex Toy Companies Disguised As Household Products
If we keep moving in the direction of the unsettling trend set by these devices, the house of the future will be made entirely out of vibrators.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The 7 Most F***ed Up Real 'Choose Your Own Adventure' Books
We remember the books as quick, fun, simple reads ... but much like ALF and Fun Dip, revisiting them as an adult leads to some bizarre and unsettling discoveries.
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- By Gavin Jamieson
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5 Respected Nations That Straight Rob People Who Live There
There are plenty of cases of the government just outright stealing from people, and it's almost always those who can afford it the least.
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- By A.C. Grimes
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5 Popular Parenting Fads That Make Sense (And Screw Kids Up)
We do have data on some of the most popular child-rearing techniques, and we have got to say -- it doesn't look great
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- By K. R. Kelleher
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5 Upcoming Movie Plots That Sound Suspiciously Familiar
These seem original at first ... until you dig a little deeper.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Real Supervillain Attacks on America That History Forgot
Prior to 9/11, we could scarcely believe such a thing was even possible. But that's only because our memories totally suck.
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- By Zachary Frey
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5 'Sucker' Behaviors That Secretly Give You an Advantage
Science can tell you the physics of how light behaves around the event horizon of a black hole, but it doesn't tell you how not to be a total dickhead. Or at least, it didn't used to.
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- By Paul K Pickett
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The 6 Most Blatantly Evil Product Recalls Of All Time
Corporations, can we be real for a minute? Could you try being just a little bit less evil?
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- By CRACKED Staff
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7 Movie Special Effects You Won't Believe Aren't Computers
Special effects are way more special when they're real.
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- By David Christopher Bell, Carolyn Burke
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5 Horrifying Things That Happen When You Go Missing
When you disappear for a couple of days and actually make it back, you return with a much better understanding of how the world really responds to a missing persons case.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Megan
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10 Cracked Posts You Shared the Hell Out of Last Week - 3/15
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5 Bits of 'Common Knowledge' Science Has Disproved
It turns out that many of the simple pearls of wisdom we take for granted as universal truths just don't stand up to the cold, hard scrutiny of scientists.
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- By Cracked Writers, Federico Cruz
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Man Vapes Semen: 5 BS News Stories That Went Viral
It's in uncertain times such as these that we at Cracked must renew our sacred vow to expose the inaccuracies, exaggerations, and flat-out inventions currently filling your news feed.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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