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9 Horrifying Foods You Won't Believe People Actually Eat
Warning: Do not plan on eating anything while you read this.
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- By Zach Johnson, Ryan Menezes
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- 1286
The 5 Strangest Ways Petty Criminals Escaped Punishment
We're not saying any of these strategies will work for you. We're just saying they've worked at least once.
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- By Robin O'Lachlan, Alex Hanton, Jamie Flexman
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- 384
5 Photos That Shatter Your Image of Horror Movie Locations
Sometimes seeing where these horror movies were filmed is so jarring that it makes it impossible to think of them the same way.
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- By JM McNab
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- 454
6 Crazy Attempts to Hire a Killer That Failed Miserably
Murder for hire never looks as cool as it does in the movies. And in fact it's more 'National Lampoon's' than 'The Professional.'
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- By Ryan Menezes
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- 521
5 Creepy Creatures We Wish Science Hadn't Just Discovered
Every once in a while we uncover a species so vile and so contrary to all that we consider precious and good that it makes us seriously wonder if all this exploration nonsense is worth the hassle.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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- 521
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The 5 Ballsiest Lies the Mainstream Media Passed Off as Fact
Even jaded, cynical bastards like us should expect more from reputable news organizations. Right?
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- By Sam Jackson
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- 921
5 People Who Survived Certain Death (Using Cartoon Physics)
Turns out all those times we watched Wile E. Coyote fall off a cliff we were learning valuable lessons.
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- By Jamie Flexman
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- 472
6 Spectacularly Failed Attempts to Be Politically Correct
Here are a few public entities still working out the kinks on that whole decency thing.
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- By Rachel P., A.C. Grimes
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- 1846
5 Movie Deaths That Should Have Been Really Easy to Avoid
Even we aren't dumb enough to die like these people.
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- By Robin Warder
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- 1051
7 Wanted Criminals Who Made Mocking Police Into an Art Form
Here are some guys whose stories would have gotten cut from a 'GTA' campaign for being too over-the-top.
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- By Nathan J. Ringroos
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- 506
5 Mysterious Structures With Creepy Unknown Origins
While archaeology isn't all whips and fedoras, every now and again, archaeologists stumble upon something that defies normal logic and convention.
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- By N. Christie
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- 805
5 People Whose Major Disabilities Only Made Them Stronger
Prepare to feel completely worthless.
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- By Jorden Weir
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- 304
5 Jobs That Just Got Awesome Real World Batman Gadgets
Hollywood didn't need any help depicting the badass dramatics of the business of lifesaving, but you know what? They're going to get it anyway.
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- By John Dubensky
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- 300
5 Shockingly Crazy Judges Who Presided Over Modern Courts
Most of the time, you can count on a judge for their knowledge and impartiality. (Most of the time.)
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- By A.C. Grimes
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- 529
5 Iconic Symbols You Associate With the Wrong Country
Sometimes 'national icons' only represent the ability for one nation to shamelessly rip off somebody else.
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- By Nathan Blumenthal, Micah Duke, Ivan Farkas, Christina W.
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- 1249