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- By Robert Evans
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5 Incredible Ways Dogs Can Read Your Mind
Lying to your dog is scientifically impossible.
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- By Liz Emery
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6 Appearances by Iconic Characters That Ruin Your Childhood
Every once in a while, some coked-up screenwriter gets clearance to step outside the box.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Movie-Worthy Lines Said by Real Soldiers Facing Death
Some people need badass lines written for them. Others just have them come naturally.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia , Dustin Koski
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5 Famous Actors Who Hate Their Most Iconic Roles
It turns out being a sex symbol isn't all it cracked up to be.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Ryan Menezes
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The 5 Most Insane Methods of Pest Control Ever
It turns out John Goodman's character in 'Arachnophobia' is becoming a reality.
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- By E. Reid Ross, B.F. Butler
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6 Foreign Parenting Practices Americans Would Call Neglect
If you want to freak out a set of American parents, let them see some of the habits that are considered routine in other countries.
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- By Eric Yosomono, Rev. Les Crowley, Ryan Menezes
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6 Insane Video Game Fan Theories (That Make Total Sense)
Occasionally, crazy fan theories make a sobering amount of sense, sometimes more so than the actual games they're derived from.
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- By Matt Machmuller, Matthew Moffitt
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6 Inexplicably Terrifying Commercials for Everyday Products
Apparently ad creators have to go to some dark places sometimes.
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- By Nathan B. Penny
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5 Insane Foreign Versions of Traditional Marriage
The 'traditional' idea of marriage is kind of hazy if you take a look around the world.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Cracked Round-Up: Bodily Fluid Donation Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 6 Most Pretentious Dishes Rich People Pay Money For
When food requires an instruction manual, things have gone too far.
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- By Alex Hall
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6 Things You Use Every Day Made Smaller Than a Human Hair
Apparently scientists are consulting Rick Moranis for new inventions.
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- By Ross Jones-Morris
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- 387
6 Real-Life Gunslingers Who Put Billy the Kid to Shame
Billy the Kid might as well have been playing cowboys and indians compared to these guys.
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- By Glenn Clayburn
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6 Hilarious Video Game Glitches You Have to See to Believe
When a video game makes an error, the results are often unusual if not hilarious.
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- By Codie Martin, Sever R.
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