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Cracked Round-Up: Eat a Dick, Mayans Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 6 Most Needlessly Overcomplicated Crimes Ever Planned
It seems that real crooks have taken a page or two from the likes of the Riddler and Lex Luthor and started planning their crimes in the most elaborate, pointlessly complicated ways possible.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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8 Amazing (And Totally Useless) Skills People Taught Animals
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- By XJ Selman
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The 6 Most Embarrassing War Stories of All Time
Here are a few instances of people stepping onstage in the military theater and splitting their pants in front of everyone.
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- By Richy Craven, Xavier Jackson, Dustin Koski
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5 Ways 'Inspector Gadget' Totally Predicted the Future
Despite originally airing in the early '80s and having a shamelessly implausible cartoon premise, this cartoon managed to correctly predict more trends in the modern world than most serious speculative fiction novels.
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- By Chapman Templer
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6 Terrible Plans in Movies That Just Sort of Work Out
We suspect that the real reason we aren't privy to movie character plans out front is because, most of the time, they'd sound pretty stupid if you said them out loud.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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6 Mind-Blowing Archeological Discoveries Destroyed by Idiocy
Here are some of the worst reasons that priceless artifacts have ever been destroyed.
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- By C. Coville
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5 Dirty Jokes in Modern Movies (That Are Older Than Film)
Here are five types of jokes that you'd expect to see in an American Pie movie that are actually much, much older than that.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia , Ben Denny, Ben Anderson
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5 Everyday Pieces of Clothing With Shocking Health Risks
You should probably avoid wearing the following common clothing items that are physically damaging, or in some cases even trying to outright kill you.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Cracked Round-Up: Subway Edition
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6 Insane Game Shows You Won't Believe Were Allowed on TV
In general, we have zero expectations about the quality of television programming. This goes double for game shows.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Meg Anastasia
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If Twilight 5 Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
hanks so much for tearing my baby out of me with your mouth and turning me into this dead man-hunting monster.
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- By The Editing Room
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5 Hilariously Bad Ideas That Actually Solved Huge Problems
We're not saying that any of these are necessarily good ideas. We're just saying that even the most insane problems need to be solved, and sometimes they're solved with more insanity
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- By Josh Hrala
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5 Ways High School Really Does Suck (According to Science)
While 16-year-olds don't have decades of debt and regret weighing them down, they do have a long list of biological and social pitfalls making their lives hell.
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- By J.F. Sargent
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How to Put on a Variety Show in the Modern Age
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- By Virgin Mobile
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VIRAL ON CRACKED
13 Eyebrow-Arching 'SNL' Hosts
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- By Matt Solomon
14 Overrated Candies (That We Wouldn't Miss)
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- By Shea