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The 6 Weirdest Dangers of Space Travel
When mankind finally makes the big leap from Earth to space, it's probably not going to be the time-warping black holes or mouth-raping aliens that do him in. In fact, tomorrow's astronauts will be on the lookout for dangers that are laughably mundane.
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- By Ethan Lou
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CRACKED ROUND-UP: Lost in Time Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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If Classic Fables Actually Told the Truth [COMIC]
A stupid asshole is a poor choice to mind ones livestock.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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6 Hilarious Ways Game Designers Are Screwing With Pirates
Piracy accounts for 31% of all Internet traffic and, regardless of your personal opinion on the issue, it does really suck for a lot of game developers. But rather than just try to sue the pants off of everyone who ever logs into Bittorrent, some have started thinking outside the box a little.
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- By Kyle Nazario
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5 Awesomely Sarcastic Supreme Court Decisions
The Supreme Court, like any other court in the land, hears more than one case per day. This means that it does happen, however rarely, that the justices are forced to preside over bullshit. And since the justices are human beings just like us, they can't help but call it out when they see it.
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- By Eddie Rodriguez
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5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit
Old habits die harder than Bruce Willis.
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- By Paul Jury
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6 Famous Figures You Only Know By Their Insulting Nicknames
If you went to elementary school, odds are at some point you wound up with a nickname you hated. Well, you aren't the only one ...
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- By Peter Hildebrand
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5 'Unspoiled' Locations That Are Actually Pretty Spoiled
It's comforting to know that there are some places on earth modern man still hasn't cheapened and ruined yet. Well, that's what you think until you get there, and see how long the line is to get in.
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- By Christina H
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7 Horrible Ways The Universe Can Destroy Us Without Warning
he universe is patient. It can wait. But rest assured: Some day, when you least expect it, it will reap a terrible vengeance upon you.
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- By Pauli Poisuo
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The 6 Most Impressive Resume Liars
Sit back and take a lesson from the all-time-great resume bullshitters.
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- By Diana Cook
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8 Movie Special Effects You Didn't Know Weren't CGI: Classic
Let's stop and appreciate these mind-blowing scenes that were done the old-fashioned way -- with stunts, models and borderline insanity.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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7 Hotly Debated Movie Questions That Totally Have Answers
Some movie and TV mysteries, however, weren't intended to be mysteries at all, and often are just the result of the director getting cute at the last minute. These mysteries are often plainly explained in the script, and while the answers aren't always definite, they are surprising.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok, M. Asher Cantrell
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The 5 Most Incredible Stories of Pimped Out Wheelchairs
Stories of people taking matters into their own hands which, in this case, means turning their disabilities into an excuse to make the craziest, most tricked out and insanely badass mobility vehicles around.
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- By CRACKED Staff, Sam Sprinkle
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The 6 Greatest Athletic Feats Ever (Aren't What You Think)
Here are six events everyone knows as the greatest in the history of sport, and the true stories that actually beat their pants off.
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- By Mike Cooney
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CRACKED ROUND-UP: It isn't Summer Yet? Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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