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Why It's Time to Stop Wearing Mittens: A Manifesto
Mittens have all the functionality of five fingered gloves, save for the functionality part.
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- By Dillon McLaughlin
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388 6 Cats More Badass Than You (And Most Superheroes)
The Internet, and the world at large, has become completely fascinated with cats. In true Cracked fashion, we bring you the ones that are actually worth more than the shit in their litter boxes.
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- By Jim Avery
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5 Styles That Defined Entire Eras (Were Made Up by Movies)
American history is dominated by groups who look exactly like what you think they do, but only because they totally ripped off their styles from fictional movies.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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CRACKED ROUND-UP: Gaping Face Wound Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 8 Most Awkward Sexual Moments in Comic Book History
Comic books have been known to do some crazy things to keep readers interested. Sometimes what they do works, and sometimes it just makes us feel like putting the comic book facedown, leaving the room and taking a shower.
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- By Diana McCallum
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6 Douchebag Luxury Goods Originally Invented to Help People
If, like most of us, you find yourself secretly hating rich people now and then, it's probably because of the stupid and frivolous junk they buy. A whole segment of our economy is dedicated to making ridiculous crap for these shallow jerks. But a whole lot of lives have been saved by that ridiculous stuff.
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- By Philip Moon
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How to Tell If She's Into You Or High On Cough Syrup [COMIC]
Beyond rifling through her purse while smellinng her breath.
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- By Scott Meyer
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The 6 Strangest Ways Anyone Was Ever Mistaken for a God
History has shown that through no fault of your own, you can be revered as some religion's immortal deity. All you need is to be in the right place at the right time.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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8 Famous Fictional Archaeologists Who Suck At Their Job
Archeologists are after information about ancient cultures. When you spend half a movie destroying stuff like that, you're probably not good at your job.
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- By Luke McKinney
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6 Famous Movies With Mind-Blowing Hidden Meanings
It's easy to forget that almost every movie has some kind of subtext. Even if that subtext involved a cyborg that punces people.
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- By C. Coville
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How to Understand a Baffling Ad Campaign [COMIC]
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- By Scott Meyer
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5 Reasons There Must Be Corpses Buried Under the Batcave
the entire appeal of Batman is that he's the ultimate geek superhero; he's an antisocial loner whose strength is nothing compared to supernatural peers like Superman. Yet, he gets by on his intelligence. And he does it alone, with no help from anyone other than two employees. No family, no friends.
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- By Jeff Bennion
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The 6 Most Insane Cities Ever Planned
Cities are all pretty much the same, but if any of these designers had had his way, every city would be a bizarre, science fiction-esque habitat.
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- By Dwayne Hoover
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5 Things We All Do That Make Hackers' Lives Incredibly Easy
Hollywood portrays hackers as superpowered math geniuses who can intimidate computers into giving them whatever they want through intense keyboard mashing. But in reality, it's so much easier. And that's because computers are secure, and never will be.
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- By Stuart P. Bentley
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CRACKED ROUND-UP: Celebrating Failed New Year's Resolutions Since 1958.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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