Cracked Archive

The 9 Most Mind-blowing Disguises in the Animal Kingdom

These disguises are so weird and utterly convincing, you won't you're looking at real animals until they're right behind you.

Authors: By Jonathan Wojcik, Colin Murdock
Published: September 21, 2010
Comments: 654

How to Fix Health Problems With Positive Thinking [COMIC]

Note: It's much easier when it's someone else's health problems.

Authors: By Scott Meyer
Published: September 20, 2010
Comments: 87

6 New Spy Technologies You Literally Can't Hide From

No matter how paranoid or how careful you are, if somebody wants to find you, and listen to what you're saying, they will.

Authors: By Dan Seitz
Published: September 20, 2010
Comments: 412

7 Great Foods (That Were Created Thanks to Dick Moves)

Actually, a lot of your favorite foods were created thanks to incompetence, laziness, or just plain simple douchebaggery.

Authors: By Rohan Ramakrishnan
Published: September 19, 2010
Comments: 909

How to Deal With Someone With Inflated Self Esteem [COMIC]

Authors: By Scott Meyer
Published: September 18, 2010
Comments: 235

5 Insane True Facts About StarCraft: The Professional Sport

StarCraft 2 is coming out. Looks like we won't be seeing Korea for a good 10 years.

Authors: By Christina H
Published: September 18, 2010
Comments: 745

Cracked Round-Up: First Day of Winter Edition

Authors: By CRACKED Staff
Published: September 18, 2010
Comments: 9

5 International Incidents Caused by an Animal

Some animals crap on the wedding cake while the bride and groom are cutting it, others, crazy and adorable creatures they are, start a war that spans almost three decades.

Authors: By Robert Evans
Published: September 17, 2010
Comments: 501

6 Things You Won't Believe Are More Legal Than Marijuana

Attention lawyers: We do not advocate any of this in any way no matter how incredibly awesome it all is.

Authors: By Robert Evans
Published: September 16, 2010
Comments: 866

How to Spot the Bad Guy in a Movie [COMIC]

It's even easier than you think.

Authors: By Scott Meyer
Published: September 15, 2010
Comments: 174

5 Scientific Reasons You're a Bad Employee

Science, you're really starting to chap our asses.

Authors: By Sam Cooper
Published: September 15, 2010
Comments: 872

6 Bizarre Forms of Discrimination That Can Lose You a Job

There are still

Authors: By Robin O'Lachlan
Published: September 14, 2010
Comments: 1247

6 Insane Foreign Memes That Put Lolcats To Shame

The Internet is indeed uniting the world, but probably not in the way that the idealists were hoping for. While we're still waiting for a new era of cross-cultural understanding and peace, what we get in the meantime are memes.