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5 Cultures With the Most WTF Wedding Rituals
In a shocking turn of events, France actually out crazy's Japan.
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- By Kristi Harrison
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504 Cracked Round-Up: Pagan Sex Magic Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 10 Greatest Fictional Sports Ever Invented
Not all fictional sports are created equal. However, most are loads more entertaining than real sports.
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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Kick-Ass Scores A Tentative 'F#@k Yeah' Out of 10
Yes, the movie lives up to its title. In fact, I'd go so far as to say the things these characters do with weapons remind me of the first time I ever saw 'Equilibrium' or 'The Matrix.' Vaughn even has a character specifically name-drop John Woo.
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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The 7 Most Soul-Crushing Series Finales in TV History
There are two ways to end a televisions series: Quietly and respectfully or by loading as much WTF fuel into the last show as possible. Guess which option these guys chose?
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- By Greg Welsh
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The 6 Worst Things That Can (And Did) Happen at a Funeral
Through no fault of their own, funerals are some of the lamest parties ever thrown. And like any lame party, someone is bound to make it 10 times more awkward.
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- By Ian Fortey
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5 Ancient Acts of War That Changed the Face of the Earth
Some of the asskickings unleashed by ancient empires were so mind-boggling, the Earth still hasn't recovered.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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The 5 Creepiest Serial Killers (Who Were Animals)
These predators are more prolific than most serial killers. Their attacks are notable both because of the magnitude of the violence and dead-set focus on human beings. Long story short: Don't go outside today.
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- By Robert Evans
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6 Historic Figures Who Shaped The World (By Cheating Death)
The most amazing thing about history is how amazingly close things came to turning out differently. An inch here, a second there... that's the only difference between the world we live in now and an alternate universe where everything sucks quite a bit more than it does here.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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The 7 Most Horrifying Things Ever Discovered in a Human Body
Most experienced surgeons and doctors will say they've seen it all. Most surgery is fairly routine, and it's only occasionally that you slice somebody open and some really crazy shit pops out. But when it does, man, crazy is definitely not an over-exaggeration.
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- By Shelby Fero
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The 5 Most Badass (And Possibly Insane) Athletes Of All-Time
If this article doesn't make you go out and do man shit immediately after you've finished it, then you read it wrong.
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- By Andrew Del Toro
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Cracked Round-Up: iPad Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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6 Movie Plots Made Possible By Ridiculous Understaffing
Running a cloned-dinosaur facility? Naturally, you'll want to staff it with Newman and that dude from Edge of Darkness.
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- By Anthony Scibelli
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5 Psych Experiments That Sounded Fun (Until They Started)
All these experiments were very real and sounded very awesome. On the surface. The truth was a very different kind of animal.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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6 Scientific Reasons People Drive Like Assholes
People can't drive worth a shit. On the road, we're a bunch of inconsiderate jerks and science has proven it.
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- By Dave Easton
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