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6 Baffling Mistakes Criminals Apparently Make All the Time
If these people checked out FARK on a daily basis, they could've avoided playing "hide the backdoor" in prison.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Cracked Round-Up: Base Seven Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 5 Most Pointless Ways Big Budget Movies Blew Millions
Movie budgets have gotten so large that it's almost impossible to imagine just what it is they're spending these hundreds of millions on. Well, as with most Hollywood stories, the reality seems more unrealistic than even the worst special effect.
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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5 Movie Romances That Won't Last (According to Science)
Before you go getting all teary-eyed about the next movie romance you see, keep in mind that it probably is going to fail miserably.
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- By Emma Larkins
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The 5 Most Half-Assed Scams That Were Shockingly Successful
To be a successful con artist, apparently all it takes is some laziness and a stunningly dumbass idea.
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- By Son Tran
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6 Subtle Ways The News Media Disguises Bullshit As Fact
The media has extremely subtle ways of manipulating your point of view in whichever way they see fit. Next time you open a paper, keep your eyes peeled for these techniques.
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- By C. Coville
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7 Kama Sutra Sex Tips That Will Put You In The Hospital
To say that the Kama Sutra outdated is to point out the obvious. However, some folks who are oblivious to dates will find themselves in for a world of hurt.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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5 Reasons The Internet Could Die At Any Moment
You read that right. You better get your porn now before the whole operation crashes.
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- By Robert Evans
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6 Albums By Rock Legends That Were Thinly Veiled 'F#@k You's
In an industry where recording artists are constantly forced to grab their ankles, these guys did it with a smile on their faces.
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- By Ryan Oskroba
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Cracked Round-Up: Round-Up Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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7 Celebrities Who Had Badass Careers You Didn't Know About
Several people who found fame later in life started out on a much different path. And if you're not still working at the first job you ever got, thank your lucky stars that you're in the same boat. Unless you operated a boat as your first job. Then, well, yeah. Sorry.
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- By Fitzgerald Smith
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Ever have an awkward conversation you can't walk away from?
The classic story of the scarecrow who wanted to have sex with another scarecrow.
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- By Fatawesome .com
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6 Famous Explorers Who Shaped The World (With Insane Lies)
Contrary to what NASA tells you, simply being the first white guy to walk on something does not earn you a free ride. No, the real rewards only come if you can whip the masses up into an orgiastic frenzy of greed. Like these guys.
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- By Andrew Dunham
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6 Movie Monsters That Just Wouldn't Work
When a creature flick comes along that is so preposterously ridiculous, so patently absurd, so monstrously unscientific that the creature in question could never even exist, well, we have no choice but to scream
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- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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The Deleted Final Scene from 'Cast Away' [COMIC]
The island changes a man.
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- By Space Avalanche
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