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The 6 Most Horrifying Ways Hospitals Can Kill You
DO NOT BE AFRAID TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL IF YOU ARE SICK. Nothing you will read in this article is suggesting that it's just better to nurse your horrible infection back to health in the comfort of your own garage.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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8 Stupid Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews
Everybody is a comedian these days, and the internet has given them a stage. Maybe the best example is Amazon.com. It's very simple: anybody can write a review, on any product, whether they have bought it or not. So it's just a matter of finding a baffling/ridiculous/useless product and watching the internet's sarcasm run wild.
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- By Christina H
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The 12 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Christmas Ads
These ads seem to want nothing to do with cheer and goodwill, but rather to unsettle you someplace deep in your soul, so that you will never be 'right' again.
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- By Diana McCallum
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5 Ridiculous Things You Probably Believe About Islam
In the same way that not all Christians are Young Earth Creationists, plenty of modern Muslims see room for interpretation in the Quran.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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Avatar's Most Awkward Deleted Scene [COMIC]
Sexual corruption on Pandora.
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- By Space Avalanche
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The 8 Most WTF Ideas In the History of Transportation
Invent the next great innovation in transportation technology, and you'll be living in a house made of platinum. The problem, of course, is that your innovation has to actually, you know, work.
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- By Danny Vittore
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4 Bad Lessons 'Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer' Teaches Kids
one Christmas movie doesn't want to teach you kindness or charity, or any of that crap; it only wants to teach you spite and how to commit hate crimes.
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- By Jeff Bennion
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5 Scientific Reasons Your Girlfriend's Father Hates You
There's nothing you can do about it, because the Universe is working to make sure the old man hates you forever.
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- By Mark M.
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CRACKED ROUND-UP: Not-Quite-Christmas Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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7 Insanely Advanced Weapons History Somehow Forgot About
Some ancient weapons were literally centuries ahead of their time yet wound up in the trash when society decided they were simply too awesome for their time.
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- By Eric Yosomono
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5 Insane Barack Obama Comic Books You Won't Believe are Real
The comics industry's intense obsession with Barack Obama has provided us with some bizarre, baffling and sometimes even disturbing stories.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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6 Real Historic Battles Decided by Divine Intervention
As it turns out, deus ex machina isn't strictly for fictional scenarios.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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5 Horrible Life Lessons Learned from Teen Movies
If you're under the age of 50, chances are you received most of your life guidance from teen movies. Unfortunately, upon closer inspection, it appears that was more ill-advised than you previously thought.
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- By C. Coville
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6 Bizarre Ways Architecture Is Designed to Ward Off Ghosts
When designing a building, you have to account for things like terrain, materials, weather, handicapped accessibility and, of course, ghosts.
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- By Christina H
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How to Brace Yourself for Bad News [COMIC]
There's a proactive way to do it.
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- By Scott Meyer
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