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CRACKED ROUND-UP: Out of Ideas Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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5 People Who Turned Awful Disabilities Into Superpowers
These folks not only didn't let horrific injuries and life destroying disabilities get them down, they actually turned them into superpowers.
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- By Paul K Pickett, Colin Murdock
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iPhone 4G and Boobs: One Crucial Difference [CHART]
In order to find a legitimate comparison for the most anticipated and hotly debated product of all time, we had to stray outside the world of consumer goods ...
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- By Hans_Solo
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The 7 Most Insane Things Ever Done to Get Out of Something
Everybody knows a good excuse involves grand theft auto, arson and attempted suicide, amongst other things.
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- By Kalischa Adaeze
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How to Deal With an Angry Customer [COMIC]
Sometimes diffusing the situation is the wrong thing to do, or at least it's less entertaining.
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- By Scott Meyer
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I'm Starting to Doubt Lil Wayne's Research Skills...
You said Tom Petty, but you probably meant Richard Petty or Kyle Petty who both happen to be famous NASCAR drivers.
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- By Adam Tod Brown
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Why You Should Beware of Schools from Late Night TV Ads
Kids, do you want to grow up and design video games for a living? Adults, do you want to quit your chumpy job and realize your dream of being an animator or a chef? You might have been tempted by ads like this. Here's why they're bullshit.
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- By Christina H
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5 World Changing Decisions Made For Ridiculous Reasons
Apparently some of the most important changes in pop culture and world history have turned on some guy shrugging and saying, 'screw it.'
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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The 6 Most Surprising Ways Alcohol Is Actually Good for You
Let's be clear: Alcoholism will kill you dead. But apparently booze can also turn you into Superman.
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- By Matt Shinners, Colin Murdock
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How to Seize an Oppurtunity [COMIC]
When you're boss says stuff like, 'You gotta strike while the iron's hot ...'it turns out that it's only partially because he hates you.
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- By Scott Meyer
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6 Acts of Propaganda That Backfired Hilariously
When fooling the world is your business, there isn't much room for mistakes. Or so you'd think.
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- By Claire G.
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5 Days Undercover as a Justin Bieber Fan
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- By Adam Tod Brown
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Cracked Round-Up: 8th Deadly Sin Edition
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Evolution of the Public's Tolerance for Mel Gibson [CHART]
How he wore out the public's tolerance for complete jerk-offs
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- By Tim Babb
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The Horse Goes VRINSK! 6 Noises Foreign Languages Suck At
Dammit, Japan. Just... dammit.
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- By Matthew Scott
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