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The 5 Most Ridiculously Awful Computers Ever Made

The 5 Most Ridiculously Awful Computers Ever Made

In order to get you the machine that functions at the level it does, the PC industry went through many, many horrible designs and ill-conceived products. So you can bitch about the cheap Gateway laptop you've been using for five years, but at least it's not any of these.

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The 10 Most Obnoxious Cell Phone Callers

A growing number of imbeciles have been concocting new ways to irritate the ever-living shit out of us by using their cell phones improperly. Even worse, these people will never learn.

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5 Popular Zombie Survival Tactics (That Will Get You Killed)

You've got the exact same essential plan as everybody else: go raid the gun store, get out of the cities as fast as possible, find a sturdy base to fortify and hole up in, use a melee weapon whenever possible to conserve ammo and--if the worst does come to pass and you find yourself facing down a crowd of the undead--take your time, aim carefully a

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The 5 Most Horrific Ways People Have Tried to Discourage Sex

About 95 percent of everything males have ever done has been with one goal in mind: to impress the ladies and hopefully get one of them to touch their wiener. But parallel to that runs an alternate universe of people whose entire goal is to stop themselves or others from having sex.

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Nature's 6 Most Diabolical Predators

Nature is the world's greatest supervillain, and her cruelty is only outweighed by her deviousness. Sure, none of the diabolical predators below will hurt you personally - that we know of - but just imagine what some of the poor victims go through when these crazy-ass organic ninjas strike.

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