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The 5 Most Ridiculously Awful Computers Ever Made
In order to get you the machine that functions at the level it does, the PC industry went through many, many horrible designs and ill-conceived products. So you can bitch about the cheap Gateway laptop you've been using for five years, but at least it's not any of these.
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- By Ian Fortey
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The 10 Most Obnoxious Cell Phone Callers
A growing number of imbeciles have been concocting new ways to irritate the ever-living shit out of us by using their cell phones improperly. Even worse, these people will never learn.
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- By Lee Baybrook
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6 Star Wars Characters Too Idiotic for Film
The expanded universe of Star Wars expanded deep into the realm of stupidity.
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- By Tom Gibbens
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5 Popular Zombie Survival Tactics (That Will Get You Killed)
You've got the exact same essential plan as everybody else: go raid the gun store, get out of the cities as fast as possible, find a sturdy base to fortify and hole up in, use a melee weapon whenever possible to conserve ammo and--if the worst does come to pass and you find yourself facing down a crowd of the undead--take your time, aim carefully a
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- By Robert Brockway
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The 5 Most Maddeningly Unresolved TV Plot Lines
Turns out even good shows have plotlines that they've just discarded like so many Egg McMuffin wrappers on the street.
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- By Dan Seitz
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The 15 Most Shameless Fake Photos Ever Passed Off as Real
For as long as there have been photos, there have been clumsy and blatant attempts to manipulate them. These are 15 of the worst.
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- By Danny Harkins
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5 Facts About Woodstock The Hippies Don't Want You to Know
It was all about the Benjamins, baby.
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- By Kristi Harrison
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If Zany Animal Adventures Had Realistic Endings
Two animals with unrealistic expectations make a ZANY break for it ...
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- By Fatawesome .com
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Cracked Round-Up: Recession Edition?
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 5 Most Horrific Ways People Have Tried to Discourage Sex
About 95 percent of everything males have ever done has been with one goal in mind: to impress the ladies and hopefully get one of them to touch their wiener. But parallel to that runs an alternate universe of people whose entire goal is to stop themselves or others from having sex.
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- By samuelbloodthirst
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Nature's 6 Most Diabolical Predators
Nature is the world's greatest supervillain, and her cruelty is only outweighed by her deviousness. Sure, none of the diabolical predators below will hurt you personally - that we know of - but just imagine what some of the poor victims go through when these crazy-ass organic ninjas strike.
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- By Jonathan Wojcik
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5 Superpowers You Don't Know Your Body Was Hiding: Classic
Those motivational speakers are right: You are capable of amazing things... sometimes.
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- By Brian Thompson
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8 Insane Ways Parents Are Politically Brainwashing Children
Create your own adorable partisan asshole.
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- By Geoff Shakespeare
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6 Fake Foods You (Will Wish You Didn't) Have in Your Kitchen
We know that the food we buy at the grocery store isn't made by a kindly old man on a farm. But apparently there are some downright soylent green-like horrors being produced by the food industry.
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- By Ian Fortey
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Cracked Round-Up: SdrawkcaB noitide.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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