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6 Movie Heroes (Who Sucked At Their Jobs)
Here are six movie heroes who did their jobs so damn poorly that, in retrospect, they'd barely make good sidekicks.
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- By Jonathan Kimak
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Worst Birthday Ever
Either a glass-half-full kind of guy, or the worst dad ever ...
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- By Fatawesome .com
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6 Things Your Body Does Every Day That Science Can't Explain
There are everyday phenomenons you'd think must have been explained ages ago, but in reality asking these simple questions of a scientist will net you at best a shrug, and at worst some bullshit he just made up off the top of his head.
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- By Nathan Birch
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5 Myths That People Don't Know Are Admitted Hoaxes
It's no surprise that the world gets taken in by hoaxers and con men. They're really good at what they do and most of us are bored enough to believe anything as long as it takes our mind off the cubicle for a while.
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- By C. Coville
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Cracked Round-Up: Fall Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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5 Horror Novels That Will Shrivel Your Balls This Halloween
I don't have time to read books. So to actually make room in my day to sit down and crack one open, it had better be a bona fide freaking flaming word volcano.So when I say these are the horror novels worth reading this Halloween, I'm not screwing around.
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- By Jason Pargin
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5 Authors More Badass Than The Badass Character They Created
If you look at the authors behind some of the most iconic heroes of all time, you find a writer who's every bit as badass. Not only did these guys insert elements from their actual lives into the stories, they actually toned them down a bit.
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- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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7 Horrifying Moments from Classic Kids Movies
In some ways, children are harder to scare than adults. If you don't believe us, go back and watch some of the movies you loved as a little kid. You'll be surprised to find that, at random spots, they've inserted scenes that are bizarre, hallucinogenic and/or just plain sphincter-bustingly scary
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- By Fitzgerald Smith
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5 Reasons It Sucks Being a Joss Whedon Fan
He is a ginger titan, a colossus bestriding the tube of boob. Joss Whedon knows how to make great television. If only he did it more consistently, and without all the accompanying bullshit ...
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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5 Irrational Fears (Even Rational People Have)
Swine flu! Asteroids! Hybrid pinto beans! We're screwed!
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- By Susan H.
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7 Sex Tips from Cosmo That Will Put You in the Hospital
Indian burns for your junk! Thanks Cosmo!
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- By Christian-Madera
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5 Ways You're Secretly Being Monitored
Absolutely nothing you do is secret anymore.
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- By Jeff Kelly
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The Best Excuse for Wearing Baggy Pants
Yeah that explains it.
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- By Fatawesome .com
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5 Superheroes Rendered Ridiculous by Gritty Reboots
We understand comic book characters get stale after a while. And we understand reboots are unavoidable. Sometimes they are awesome. Other times... not so much.
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- By Marc Russel
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Cracked Round-Up: Undead Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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