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5 Eerie Predictions By TV Shows (That Came True)
Chris Pratt is a modern day Nostradamus ... only for himself, though.
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- By Tara Marie
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Our 10 Most Insanely-Popular Social Posts This Week - 2/28
If only Brawndo irrigation was our biggest problem?
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- By Cracked Writers
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5 Insane Ways We've Disrespected The Dead
In Japan, rather than let loved ones pile up in a funeral home's inbox, people can choose to dump their dead loved ones at a local corpse hotel.
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- By Chris Radomile
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The 6 Greatest Moments In Wartime Smack Talk
If only we could be like these people. If we were to suddenly find ourselves in the middle of an honest-to-God firefight, the only sick burns we'd be composing would be the ones in our underpants.
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- By Adam Koski, Jorden Weir, Abraham Mireles
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5 Unintentionally Hilarious Franchise 'Hip' Reinventions
Nintendo created their own Justice League, which raises the question: Why change the characters kids already love to ... appeal to kids?
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- By Henrik Magnusson
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8 Insane Early Roles Famous Actors Don't Want You To See
Some actors began their careers doing things that range in quality from 'embarrassing' to 'worthy of song and legend.'
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- By Jim Avery
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6 Kids' Movie Fan Theories That'll Blow Your Adult Mind
You thought you knew the worst parts of your favorite films. Well, get ready to get your heart even more broken.
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- By CJ Rigdon
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6 Insane Things About Space Travel That Movies Got Right
When Hollywood sets out to write up a good old-fashioned space adventure, it often just rips real scenes from the pages of history -- it really is hard to top them.
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- By Sergei Korolev
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6 Insane Prejudices People Have Based On How You Talk
It turns out that the world demands certain things of voices, things that not all of us have. And when we don't have them, the world steps on our little necks for it.
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- By Kevin Swanberg, Christine Ro
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5 WTF Comicbook Origins Of Batman V Superman
Think of the following comics as the embarrassing parents to Batman V Superman's angry goth kid.
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- By CRACKED Staff, JM McNab
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/23)
Today's news is like a less plausible version of the wacky fake headlines from 1980s movies set in the future.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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The 6 Most Insane Things Ever Done With Nuclear Weapons
Unwilling to let all of this civilization-ending technology go to waste, we've come up with some novel and incredibly unwise uses for nuclear weapons.
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- By Sergei Korolev
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5 Hilariously Insane Attempts To Bring Video Games To Life
Recreating 'Angry Birds' requires pumpkins instead of birds, because a) PETA, probably, and b) pumpkins tend to explode better than birds.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Types Of 'Scientific' Evidence You Won't Believe Are B.S.
Fingerprint identification is an extremely delicate art. And by 'delicate,' we mean 'wildly subjective.'
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- By Abraham Mireles
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Our Most-Shared (And Loved?) FB Posts This Week - 2/21
In space, everyone can see your dick church.
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- By Cracked Writers
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