Cracked Archive
6 Fictional Universes You Won't Believe Exist On Earth
Picture the most fantastical setting you can imagine. Odds are that place exists.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia , Kel Zhang, CR McNeil
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10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 8/30
Babies are superhuman and Princess Leia wrote the Wedding Singer. What a world we live in...
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- By Cracked Writers
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7 Plastic Surgeries That Are Both Ghoulish And Unnecessary
If you thought things like chest hair implants were bizarre, then prepare to feast upon this hideousness.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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5 Artifacts That Prove Ancients Were Some Sick M'fers
When you go sifting through the shockingly explicit artifacts left behind by great civilizations, you find that modern society is pretty tame.
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- By Laura H
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6 Iconic Pieces of Military Tech (That Secretly Sucked)
If you take a closer look at some of the machines we've been fervently drawing on our Trapper Keepers during study hall, you might find them hiding a ludicrous Achilles heel.
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- By M. Peter Storino
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7 Times Being Totally Cheap Resulted In Movie Magic
Once in a blue moon budget limitations will elevate a movie from a permanent spot in a drug store clearance bin to a cultural landmark that we're still talking about decades later.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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8 Reasons You Should Write For Cracked (One Involves Money!)
Cracked is a genie, and it is here to grant you an arbitrary number of wishes, depending on its mood and how drunk you get it before asking.
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- By Robert Brockway
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5 Hilarious Ways Angry Protests Proved The Other Side Right
Whether it's from a lack of foresight, a lack of common sense, or a ridiculous cause to begin with, it doesn't take much to cause a protest to implode hilariously.
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- By Jacob Trowbridge, Blair Dodge
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The 5 Worst Game Remakes Farted Out By Beloved Franchises
Sometimes video game makers put a lot of time, care, and effort ... into completely baffling shit that totally ruins what the original was about.
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- By Michael Kane, Ed Stevens
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/25)
Staying on top of the news is like trying to follow the plot of Kevin Spacey's serial killer notebooks in 'Se7en.'
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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6 People Who Responded To Tragedies In The Most Soulless Way
When disaster strikes, there are plenty of ways you can respond without being a massive tool. But that's not what these heroes decided to do.
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- By Jason Iannone
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5 Animal Myths Everyone Believes (That Are Total B.S.)
We're here to break what we call the 'Circle Of Dumbass,' wherein one dumbass passes down bunk knowledge to another and then it passes again, and again ...
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- By Sean Curtis
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6 Important Works By Famous Artists Hidden In Easter Eggs
If you're a superfan who wants to see everything a particular creator has made, you're often in for a strange trip.
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- By Tara Marie
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5 Beloved Kids Shows That Were Perverted Behind The Scenes
When the cast and crew of children's TV start to unwind they tend to do it in ways that forever color our memories of our favorite cartoons and Nickelodeon game shows with the knowledge that nefarious boner jokes were lurking just off-screen.
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- By Patrick Coyne
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6 Badass Teachers Who Should Get Paid More Than Any CEO
Some teachers have gone above and beyond, pole vaulting into nigh-sainthood.
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- By A.C. Grimes
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- 261