Cracked Archive
Everything That Isn’t A Cockroach That Can Also Survive A Nuclear Bomb
Turns out, there’ll be a whole lot of insects tanking a nuke
Several Injured During Filming of New Eddie Murphy Comedy
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Evolutionary Advantages We’re Trashing With Our Grooming Habits
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- By Eli Yudin
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Drew Carey Really Wants You to Know About His Orgasmic Phish Experience
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- By Matt Solomon
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
Jerry Seinfeld’s Post-‘Seinfeld’ Legacy Will Come Down to a Crappy Breakfast Pastry
With ‘Unfrosted,’ Seinfeld seeks his first great creative project since splitting up with Larry David
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Jokes From Stand-Up Comedians to Reboot Your Worldview
They may not make you feel better, per se, but you’ll definitely feel different
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- By Jesse
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An Oral History of the Greatest Al Pacino Performance Ever — His ‘Dunkaccino’ Rap in Adam Sandler’s ‘Jack and Jill’
‘Jack and Jill’ may not be anyone’s favorite Adam Sandler movie, but it does contain the greatest 50 seconds in the history of cinema
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- By Brian VanHooker
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5 Tricks That Finally Got the Authorities to Come Down and Fix Stuff
Bring a few rats to the rich part of town, and suddenly, the city fixes your rat problem
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- By Ryan Menezes
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‘South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut’ Is Getting A Sing-a-long Re-Release This Summer
God help whoever has to animate the captions about Kyle’s mom
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Ben Stiller Says the Failure of ‘Zoolander 2’ Haunted Him for Years
The ‘Zoolander’ sequel was a cigarette in the gas-fight of Stiller’s filmography
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Bill Burr Gets Misty-Eyed Watching ‘Bluey’
The comedian says the cartoon is ‘really deep’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Every ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Main Character’s Least-Terrible Moment
The closest Mac, Dennis, Charlie, Dee and Frank each came to selflessness over the last 16 seasons
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Richard Lewis’ Stand-Up Start Came From A Dark Place
One event ‘catapulted’ Lewis to the stage
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- By Matt Solomon
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22 Movie Endings That Would Be Better If They Weren’t So Happy
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ didn’t need that last shot of Bruce
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Greg Daniels Better Not Book Too Many Hot Actors for the New ‘Office’ Show
The first two cast members for the prospective series set in the ‘Office’ universe are two lookers — hopefully, there aren’t too many more of those
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- By Keegan Kelly
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