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The Problem With Powerful People [COMICS]
Yeah that about sums it up ...
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- By Winston Rowntree
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- 217
The 5 Most Badass Prison Escapes in the History of War
Prison escape stories are badass on their own. When you toss war into the mix, the stories seemingly become to insane to be true,
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- By Paul K Pickett
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- 321
And You Thought Fast Zombies Were The Worst Kind... [COMIC]
Well that pretty much shoots my zombie contingency plan to hell.
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- By Jonathan Wojcik
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- 277
Spend Your Summer Writing for Cracked, Drowning in Panties
Or you could spend three straight months of hurriedly trying to build a pyramid of corpses on a train track in 'Red Dead Redemption' before the train can come along to obliterate them.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- 94
The 20 Worst NES Games of All-Time
I don't know if the game making people were the nephews of the eccentric billionaire in charge of handing out the gold approval seals, or if Nintendo just didn't bother to check if the games sucked.
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- By Seanbaby
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- 589
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Cracked Round-Up: Replacement Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- 4
8 Psychotic Overreactions by Adults at Youth Sporting Events
This behavior stretches beyond mere swearing from the bleachers and crosses the line into assault, child endangerment and attempted murder.
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- By Diana Cook
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- 554
Dear Hotmail: What The Hell Happened to You?
It seems like yesterday when you were kicking ass, increasing your storage size and showing up on business cards. You asked for user feedback, you pioneered folder-based mail organization, you were the gold standard for free email. But somewhere along the line you stumbled. You got sloppy or you just gave up, and we drifted apart.
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- By Soren Bowie
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- 428
15 Grossly Misleading Movie Posters
We understand that a movie poster maker really needs to sell the movie. Sometimes, though, they just go completely nuts and start making things up.
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- By Jack Mendoza
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- 1012
6 Reasons Space Travel Will Always Suck
Science: Fiction's wet blanket since forever.
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- By Johan Volkert
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- 1510
8 Health Foods That Are Bad For Your Health
Next time you're offered a muffin, whip this article out and continue stuffing that Big Mac down your throat.
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- By Christina H
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- 893
5 Reasons It's Still Not Cool to Admit You're a Gamer
Seriously, gamers, stop being such jackasses.
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- By Jason Pargin
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- 2770
5 Terrifying Ways Your Own Gadgets Can Be Used to Spy On You
All that paranoia you harbor about being spied on? Turns out it's totally justified!
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- By Mark Hill
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- 289
Cracked Round-Up: Severe Head Trauma Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- 6
The 6 Creepiest Ways Reality Imitates 'Lost'
'Lost' will soon be gone, but fortunately, there's something that can fill the hole it will leave in the world. Namely, the world. That's right: There's evidence all around you that reality itself is just a great big 'Lost' flash-sideways.
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- By Jacob Sager Weinstein
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- 287