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Reminder: 7 Real World Heists That Put 'Ocean's 11' to Shame
Danny Ocean might have had some big plans in his movies, but he can't hold a candle to some of history's more daring real-life thieves.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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Cracked Round-Up: Crippling Bowel Pain Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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A Day in America According to a (Baffled) Foreigner
When it comes to the road, Americans seem more like the protagonist from 'Memento,' rediscovering every few seconds that their car has a horn and thinking, 'Holy shit! What do I do about this? The world must be told!'
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- By Tim Cameron
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The 6 Most Half Assed Attempts at Corporate Green Washing
'Just paint the logo green, those idiots will believe in anything.'
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- By Mark M.
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The 5 Creepiest Defense Attorney Websites
These websites, it turns out, are a goldmine of information about, for and written by desperate people.
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- By Soren Bowie
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6 Enlightened Ideas Brought to You by Evil Empires
Hey, thanks, Xerxes? For everything?
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- By Jacopo della Quercia , CRACKED Staff
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The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions
People get paid a lot of money to be experts on things, so one would assume they're much more knowledgeable than the average Joe or at the very least, a blindfolded monkey throwing darts. Sadly, sometimes this just isn't true.
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- By Christina H
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The 7 Most WTF Post-Fame Celebrity Careers
Not all celebrities leave the limelight kicking and screaming. Some merely flip fame the bird and pursue new, absolutely random forms of employment.
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- By Fitzgerald Smith
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7 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Works of Art
OK, Dan Brown, you were right. There are hidden messages in old-school art. Dong messages.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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8 Horribly Misguided 'Futuristic' Video Game Controllers
Just in case you need another reason to fondle your genitals.
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- By Matthew Hayden
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Cracked Round-Up: Conspiracy Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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6 Reasons Homemade Porn is a Worse Idea Than You Think
Thanks to a string of C-list celebrities and low budget websites, the idea of a home sex tape is now more reasonable than ever. Who would turn down a chance to hump on camera? Not me. Not you. Not anyone. But let this be a warning to you, some things do not belong on camera.
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- By Ian Fortey
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6 Slang Terms With Surprisingly Badass Origins
Just like superheroes, words have origin stories, and we guarantee that these six are about a thousand times less shitty than Wolverine.
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- By JD Niemand
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7 Bullshit Police Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
Since most of us don't have the slightest clue about the judicial system, we just take Hollywood's word for it. Their no good, filthy word.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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8 Hilarious Brain Farts (That Endangered National Security)
Little national security mistakes happen all the time. Also, some huge, laugh-out-loud ridiculous ones.
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- By Robin O'Lachlan
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