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If 'Eclipse' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
We sent Rod Hilton to check out the newest Twilight flick and summarize it for us. We hope you can forgive us someday, Rod.
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- By The Editing Room
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Explaining an Unanswered Facebook Friend Request [COMIC]
See ... it's like this.
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- By Scott Meyer
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- 203
CRACKED ROUND-UP: Difficult Lessons Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 5 Most Insane Improvised Weapons (That Were Animals)
Anything you can get your hands on can become a weapon. ANYTHING. Including nearby animals.
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- By Alex Palmer
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7 Amazing (Yet Uninspiring) Feats of Human Endurance
Some people achieve world records buying running marathons and swimming across oceans. These are not those people.
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- By Kathy Benjamin, Jim Avery
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Dreams: Inception vs. Reality [CHART]
Some subtle differences between what the movie shows us and what most of us see when our brains shut down at night.
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- By BRWombat
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5 Ridiculous Ancient Beliefs That Turned Out to Be True
Once again, the nutbags that are our ancestors beat us to the punch.
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- By CRACKED Staff, Sam Blitz
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9 Beloved Characters Made Horrifying by Japan
Japan can take apart other people's inventions, like radios or TV sets, and put them back together better, cheaper and likely in the shape of Hello Kitty. However, the Japanese skill for reverse engineering works less well when it comes to reconfiguring our beloved pop culture icons.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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The End of Online Anonymity: Why Will You Be Freaking Out?
When you make forum posts beginning with, 'I'm not a racist, but...' or call us retards in the comments, do you use your real name? What if you had to?
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- By Christina H, Jason Pargin
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Who Actually Goes to Comic-Con [CHART]
Comic-Con has officially evolved into the Oscars for Hollywood's Hype Machine. Below, a look at who shows up these days, and how they feel about being there ...
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- By Ted E.
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6 Ways Your Office Is Literally Killing You
Would you believe us if we told you it's the office itself that's making you sick? Because that's what the scientists are saying. And if science says it, it must be true.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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6 Great Novels (Hated in Their Time)
Many, if not most, of the books you were handed in high school as required reading were hated by critics and readers alike when they first hit shelves.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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How to Subtly Tell Someone They're Creeping You Out [COMIC]
Some people are bad at judging the words that come out of their own mouth ...
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- By Scott Meyer
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How to Freak Out Your Psychiatrist [COMIC]
One of the unexpected job hazards of psychiatry
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- By Fatawesome .com
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The 5 Most Humiliating Things We're Doing to Robots
Before our window of time ruling Earth is slammed shut on our fleshy, poorly designed fingers, humanity is making one last stand: having robots do humiliating jobs for which they're wildly overqualified.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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- 257