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5 Tiny Technologies That Will Doom Us (From The Inside Out)
Kind of like 'Innerspace,' and you're Martin Short. And instead of Dennis Quaid it's robots wanting to destroy humanity.
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- By Tom Parker, CRACKED Staff
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Where Aren't They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2009
At least they made a Cracked list in their final act.
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- By Lisa Skye
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- 275
The Top 10 Decades of the Century: How The 2000s Compared
Recently, 'Time' named the 00s the worst decade ever. This is a clearly ridiculous notion.
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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6 Obnoxious Innovations That Will Be in Your Car (Soon)
Still no flying cars. God. Dammit.
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- By Dan Seitz
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The Top 5 Appropriately Great/Awful Everything of the Decade
Tired of lists that only focus on the good stuff? Us too. We're ranking our picks for the most appropriately great/awful everything this decade.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- 843
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The 6 Worst Games Ever Farted Out by Beloved Franchises
Even the most beloved gaming franchises have farted out a trainwreck of a game once or twice in their lives. The results range from simply unplayable to laughably insane.
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- By Ben Dennison
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- 333
How to Fight Crime With Computers (In Movies)
A comic that shows a perfect crime foiled by the amazing computer labs you sometimes find in movies.
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- By Nedroid
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- 53
The 6 Stupidest Things Ever Done With Historic Treasures
Hey, a mummy! We needed a paperweight, right?
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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- 365
The 6 Most Badass Skills You Can Learn in Under a Week
There are classes you could take this year that could get you half-way to James Bondhood, many of them taking a week or less of your precious, movie-watching time.
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- By Ryan Oskroba
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The 6 Most Horrific Ways Pop Culture Has Misused Santa Claus
Here are some uses of Santa Claus that, like magic, will convert your holiday spirit into deep, dark depression.
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- By David Johnson
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- 420
If Tarot Cards Actually Predicted the Future [COMIC]
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- By Winston Rowntree
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5 Gaping Plot Holes Hollywood Knows You Won't Notice
Hollywood loves to treat us like we're a bunch of five-year-olds. And they get away with it because we fall for their bullshit all the time.
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- By Mark Hill
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New Sherlock Holmes: Lethal Weapon 2 In Victorian Clothes
I half expected Watson to sigh at one point and mutter 'Two weeks out from retirement, and then psychotic freemasons try to kill parliament and reclaim America. I'm gettin' too old for this shit.'
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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- 94
The 5 Most Predictable Aviation Disasters of All-Time
No one saw this coming? REALLY?
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- By Clint Lowrance
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- 176
Cracked Round-Up: Searing Bowel Pain Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- 6