Cracked Archive
6 Ways Your Body Loves to Screw You (Explained by Science)
Your body is out to destroy you, and we've got the science to prove it.
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- By Jay Thomas
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- 241
6 Elaborate Forms of Suicide Passed Off as Extreme Sports
Here are six real sports that mix the best of other sports with an unhealthy dollop of extreme.
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- By Sean Newman, CRACKED Staff
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- 154
Cracked Round-Up: Jerry P. O'Connell Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- 10
5 Battlefield Screw Ups That Were Hilarious (Until People Died)
The history books are full of great military minds who turned the tides of war with their creative genius. This article is not about them.
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- By Tom Gibbens
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- 320
Trying to Understand Thanksgiving (And Drunk Teenage Girls)
Thanksgiving has lost its way. No longer do we gather 'round the cornucopia, swapping stories with family, or whiskey and blankets with Native Americans.
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- By Soren Bowie
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- 145
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Want to write something that a million people will read? We may have something that will interest you greatly.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- 100
Agents of Cracked: A Daring Tale of Sex, Idiocy and Revenge
Michael and DOB take you on a guided tour of all thirteen groundbreaking episodes on one face melting page.
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- By Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim
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- 105
The 6 Most Horrific Lessons Ever Taught in Elementary School
Irresponsible or downright crazy teachers wind up teaching our kids lessons we'd rather they'd kept to themselves
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- By Son Tran
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- 832
6 Ways You Can (Accidentally) Attract the Ladies: Update
It turns out many of the most important things you do to attract the opposite sex have nothing to do with skill.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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- 1020
5 Musicians Who Need to Find Something New to Sing About
Sometimes, a musician will latch onto one pet subject and hang on for dear life no matter how bad it makes them look.
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- By Benjamin Dobson
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- 572
Cracked Round-Up: A Plea To Our Readers
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- 14
7 Popular 'Chick Flicks' That Secretly Hate Women
Hollywood filmmakers like their women like they like their coffee: shrill, stupid and submissive. And usually not black.
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- By Erica Cantin
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- 763
6 Inventors Who Got Jack Shit for Changing the Modern World
Turns out there have been plenty of people throughout history that made amazing contributions to modern culture and got precisely jack in return.
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- By Bronzulton Q
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- 413
6 Products Designed Solely to Make You a Worse Person
Must have (if you plan on being a hazard to yourself and others).
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- By Susan H.
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- 413
The 6 Most Unintentionally Creepy Movie Romances
Ask any 10-year-old boy, and he'll tell you: Romance is gross. One look at the average Hollywood movie is going to tell you he might just be right.
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- By Jeff Kelly
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- 1076