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The 25 Funniest Lines from the ‘Futurama’ Pilot on Its 25th Anniversary
All the best punchlines from the first-ever ‘Futurama’ episode on its 25th birthday
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Jon Stewart Beefs With ‘The New York Post’ Over Claim That He Pulled A Trump Move During Duplex Sale
Real estate reporter Mary K. Jacob implied impropriety in Stewart's home sale from 2014
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Taskmaster’ Greg Davies Is Not Pretending to Be Angry at Alex Horne
On the eve of Series 17, the Taskmaster and his Assistant tell us (among other things) which new contestant was most competitive, how patient Greg is about Alex’s episode-opening comedy bits, and what inspiration future tournaments may take from ‘The Hunger Games’
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- By Tara Ariano
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‘I Can’t Really Speak on Things That I’ve Never Witnessed’: Kenan Thompson Says That Problems at Nickelodeon Started After He Left
The ‘All That’ and ‘Kenan & Kel’ star says that he wasn’t around for any of Dan Schneider’s bad behavior
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Alex Edelman’s ‘Just for Us’ Might Be Most Dangerous Comedy Special Ever
Edelman looks for laughs while confronting White Nationalists
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- By Matt Solomon
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When Colonizers and Indigenous People Fought Each Other With Eclipses
It’s all very dark — literally
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The Chunkiest Charlie: What’s the Biggest Tuna Ever Caught?
In pounds, cans, and cold hard cash
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- By Eli Yudin
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The McDonald’s-Krispy Kreme Collaboration Makes Sense Since They Both Stole Their Recipes
A couple of trans-fat-cloaked thieves
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- By Amanda Mannen
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20 Movies So Good, Theater Audiences Actually Applauded
‘Most of the audience cheered when Bellatrix got blown to bits’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 DVD Releases That Really Overdid It
Michael Bay packed the ‘Pearl Harbor’ DVD with special features, too bad everyone hated that movie
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- By Brian VanHooker
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‘In Living Color’ Dragged ‘SNL’ for Sidelining Chris Rock
Rock didn’t get a lot of airtime on ‘SNL,’ and the competition noticed
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- By JM McNab
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Carol Burnett Is Still Mad That She Had to Open for Elvis Presley on ‘The Ed Sullivan Show’
Last night, Burnett returned to the scene of one of her worst-ever bombs
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Viral Jokes From the Front Lines of Our Capitalist Hellscape
Hate your job? Don’t despair — it’s systemic!
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- By Jesse
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‘South Park: Snow Day!’ Marks the Return to A Place ‘South Park’ Hasn’t Been in 10 Years
Fans realized that the new ‘South Park’ game features a shockingly overdue return to roots
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 Surreal Meetings Between Pairs of Celebs From History
Leonard Nimoy once gave a cab ride to JFK
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- By Ryan Menezes
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