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8 Eagerly Awaited Films (Are Starting To Smell Like Failure)
'Pacific Rim 2' coming in 2036.
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- By Jim Avery
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- 681
6 Celebrities Who Are Fanboys Of The Last Thing You Expect
Southland was a TNT drama about the lives of a bunch of cops in Los Angeles ... except for the brief, magical moment when it was about Shaquille O'Neal talking about boobs.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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- 361
Characters Who Conveniently Forget Their Game-Changing Abilities
Groot spends a lot of time being useless when he's clearly the most powerful of the group.
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- By Aatif Zubair, Tara Marie
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- 584
6 Insane Structures That Will Be Awesome When Finished
Who wouldn't want to take a slide down from the top of a skyscraper.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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- 164
On-Set Arguments That Almost Derailed Classic Films
Note to aspiring thespians: Invest in manicures.
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- By Adam Koski, Markos Hasiotis
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- 538
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/26)
Watching the news can make you feel like your brain just worked a long shift at a diaper-cleaning service.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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6 Corrupt Police Forces That Didn't Even Pretend to Give A F
Corrupt law enforcement is nothing new. Quite a few cops have been dragging their asses way over the thin blue line since time immemorial.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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- 343
6 World-Changing Ideas Ignored For Stupid Reasons
Everything takes a back seat to beer.
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- By Logan Strain
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- 266
5 Scientific Facts That Shatter Your Image Of First Contact
Our first contact with aliens is going to be stranger than we were lead to believe.
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- By Gregory Maus
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Seemingly Innocuous Things (That Are Racist)
How come Mario, Bugs Bunny, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Mickey Mouse all wear white gloves? You might not want to know.
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- By Nate Yungman
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- 1344
10 Sex Toys That Are Perfect For Ending Relationships
Sex furniture is the best way to tell your friends they aren't welcome.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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- 391
How Game Of Thrones Ends Based On Computer Simulations
We ran a 100-percent accurate simulation to see how the story would have played out if the characters didn't spend half their time sleeping around, torturing each other, and talking about their feelings.
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- By Ed Stevens
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- 118
6 Baffling Movie Moments With Really Logical Explanations
Shh. Shhh. It'll all make sense soon.
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- By JM McNab
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- 730
6 Letters By Famous Geniuses That Prove They Were Huge Dicks
Spoiler alert: Famous people are just as catty as the rest of us.
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- By Mark Hill
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- 493
7 Ways Police Can Brainwash You Into A False Confession
Police interrogation is expressly designed to elicit a confession from a suspect -- facts, evidence, and innocence be damned.
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- By Mark Oliver
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- 820