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6 Inexcusable Director Cameos (In Their Own Movies)
George Lucas' cameo is as awful as you're imagining it.
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- By Chris Radomile
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- 392
5 Famous Characters Who Died Horrible Off Screen Deaths
Sometimes getting tossed from a book into a movie is the only way to keep a character alive.
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- By Markos Hasiotis
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- 312
The 6 Biggest Lies Used To Start Horrifying Wars
Sometimes wars are started by nothing much at all. Just a little lie, and then terribleness ensues.
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- By Dustin Milton West
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- 569
6 Children's Stories That Other Countries Turned Insane
If there are two ingredients guaranteed to automatically up the insanity quotient of your 'Aladdin' movie, it's the 1970s and Bollywood.
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- By JM McNab
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- 228
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/29)
The news media knows that if you ever stop being terrified, they go bankrupt.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- 667
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The 5 Most Entertaining Dick Moves Of The Election (So Far)
We say this in all earnestness: Please, won't someone think of the children?
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- By Carolyn Burke
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- 229
The 5 Most Well-Hidden Video Game Easter Eggs Ever
Some programmers took easter eggs to Ark of the friggin' Covenant levels.
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- By Ed Stevens
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- 186
The 6 Dumbest Things To Ever Save Important Lives
The Universe is apparently a big fan of Clint Eastwood.
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- By Nate Yungman
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- 296
6 Creepy Warnings From History (Are Totally Coming True)
Hindsight is always 20/20, but sometimes the foresight is pretty much 20/20 too.
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- By Jason Iannone
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- 590
5 Real People Who Accidentally Hatched Supervillain Plots
You never knew when you're actually sitting next to a future Dr. Doom.
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- By Britni Patterson
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- 206
10 Cracked Posts You Deemed Awesome Last Week - 3/26
People shared these last week like you're right now sharing sad Ben Affleck.
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- By Cracked Writers
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- 15
6 Surprising Talents Celebrities Are Hiding From The World
Ice Cube has enough street cred he doesn't even need to build four houses to put down a hotel.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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- 284
5 Famous Charity Songs That Were Insanely Harmful
What's the best thing you can do for a dying child? Bankrupt his charity, of course.
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- By Scott Elizabeth Baird
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- 424
6 Famous Companies That Went Totally Insane When Criticized
For anyone who's ever forgotten a significant other's birthday, then doubled down and made up for it by making out with that person's best friend, these companies are your kind of people.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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- 382
Famous Books With Filthy Sex Scenes (That Were Unfilmable)
First it starts out with a little self-fiddling next to a sleeping dragon, then things get weird from there.
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- By Scott Elizabeth Baird
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- 625