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10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 1/31
Turns out morphin' time didn't work out too well in the long term.
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4 Ways The Presidential Race Has Destroyed Iowa
All the red-white-and-blue hullabaloo that visits Iowa once every four years makes life really, really strange for the people who live there.
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- By Robert Evans, Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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5 Ways Modern Technology Is Ruining Your Life
Bluetooth and speakerphones don't do anything to help their user's distractedness, and in fact more car accidents are attributed to hands-free technology.
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- By Ivan Farkas, Niko G, Vicki Veritas
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6 Insane Coincidences You Didn't Notice Are In Every Movie
No one ever eavesdrops in movies ... until it's absolutely important to the plot that they do.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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6 Pro-Christian Films That Made Christians Look Like Jerks
We're pretty sure Jesus always preached 'Be yourself, unless you're a complete weirdo.'
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- By Adam Koski, Matt Fazio, Tara Marie
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8 Famous Political Scandals You Won't Believe Are Total Lies
It's amazing how one scream out of context can tank an entire campaign, even when you're a frontrunner.
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- By Mark Hill
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5 Total Nobodies Who Stumbled Into Huge Conspiracies
'Paul Blart: Mall Cop' was basically a documentary.
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- By Adam Wears
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6 Famous People With Secret (Eerily Opposite) Family Members
The fact that Ben Franklin had an illegitimate son wasn't even the most awkward conversation had at the Franklin family dinner table.
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- By Luke John Smith
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/26)
Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to clean up post-blizzard snow drifts by pissing on them.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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6 BS Excuses Developers Gave For Adding Boobs To Video Games
Like a teenager caught red-handed, video game companies are conjuring increasingly stupid reasons for the lewder conduct of their products.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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5 Great Performances By Actors (Who Weren't Acting)
If you're watching someone having violence inflicted upon them, chances are that it's terrifyingly real.
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- By Bill Gray, Adam Koski, Carolyn Burke, Joel B. Kirk
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5 Kidnappings You Had No Idea Were F'd-Up Nuts
It's no secret that politicians are more prone to kidnappings than most people, but at least you'd expect that they'd catch a break when they die. Not so for Honest Abe.
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- By Zachary Frey
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5 Dumb Things Every Kid Thinks (Science Says Are True)
It turns out there was a very good reason you couldn't finish your vegetables but always had room for cookies.
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- By Jeff Sloan, Abraham Mireles, Laura H, Lisa Olsen
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10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 1/24
We love the fact that Harrison Ford is rich as hell. And he probably knows that.
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6 Futuristic Technologies That Are Huge Disappointments
Given the cornucopia of newfangled doodads we're immersed in daily, we tend be less aware of when our gadgets start sucking a wee bit more.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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- 557